Joey Green
@joeygreen.com
Former contributing editor to National Lampoon. Author of more than 60 books. Wacky uses guru. Guest speaker. Dad. Jell-O-ologist. Sleep-till-noon expert.
Have yourself a very sticky Christmas....
’Tis the Season for Pancake Syrup
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December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Have yourself a very sticky Christmas....
A real-life cranberry sauce catastrophe….
Thanksgiving Mess!—Your FREE Wacky Hacks!
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November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A real-life cranberry sauce catastrophe….
Today marks the 162nd anniversary of Lincoln’s speech. But what if Donald Trump had delivered it? “Four score—listen, I’ve scored way more than four...”
Donald Trump’s Gettysburg Address
Today marks the 162nd anniversary of Lincoln’s speech. But what if Donald Trump had delivered it? Perfect speech. Maybe the most perfect speech in history.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Today marks the 162nd anniversary of Lincoln’s speech. But what if Donald Trump had delivered it? “Four score—listen, I’ve scored way more than four...”
Let me show you how to...
Unclog Your Sink with Jell-O
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October 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Let me show you how to...
How vinegar destroys…
A Fine Kettle of Vinegar
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October 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How vinegar destroys…
Don't throw out those leftovers....
Polish Furniture with Spam
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September 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Don't throw out those leftovers....
Some call it dinner. I call it a beauty tip . . .
Smelly Hair? Try This Saucy Hack.
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September 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some call it dinner. I call it a beauty tip . . .
If your stove could talk, it would scream for this hack.
Clean Stove Grates with Zero Effort!
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August 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If your stove could talk, it would scream for this hack.
Oh no! Foiled again! Weird tricks to make your BBQ shine.
Turn Cleaning the Grill into a Thrill
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August 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh no! Foiled again! Weird tricks to make your BBQ shine.
How to butter up your cranky dishwasher…
Awesome Hack for Your Dishwasher Rack
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August 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
How to butter up your cranky dishwasher…
For your eyes only . . .
Steamy Secret to Defogging Eyeglasses
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August 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
For your eyes only . . .
Are your houseplants planning revenge while you’re in Cancun?
Stop Killing Your Plants on Vacation
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July 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Are your houseplants planning revenge while you’re in Cancun?
Another sticky situation...
Give Splinters the Finger
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July 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Another sticky situation...
Fun with panty hose and Listerine....
Gnats Driving You Crazy?
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July 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Fun with panty hose and Listerine....
9 out of 10 piano players recommend . . .
Toothpaste on Piano Keys? Seriously.
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July 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
9 out of 10 piano players recommend . . .
Another sticky situation....
The Miracle Cure for Bumper Stickers
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June 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Another sticky situation....
Yep, now it’s really good till the last drop….
Fertilize Plants with Maxwell House Coffee?
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June 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yep, now it’s really good till the last drop….
Warning: bathtub now too clean for dirty thoughts.
Rusty Bathtub? Why Scrub-a-dub-dub?
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June 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Warning: bathtub now too clean for dirty thoughts.
Thanks to my good friend Carrie Bruder for taking this picture!
Your Garden Needs Jell-O (No, Really)
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June 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Thanks to my good friend Carrie Bruder for taking this picture!
Are panty hose still a thing?
Protect Your Fruit Trees with Panty Hose
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May 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Are panty hose still a thing?
How to handle one of the great tragedies of our time . . .
The Quick Fix for Fuzz Balls
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May 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
How to handle one of the great tragedies of our time . . .
Did you ever do this?
Red Mess? No Stress!
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May 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Did you ever do this?
Let's talk dirty dolls....
Save Barbie from Ruin!
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May 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Let's talk dirty dolls....
Great ready for a weapon of moth destruction….
Repel Moths the Natural Way
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April 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Great ready for a weapon of moth destruction….
I actually demonstrated this years ago on NBC Dateline...
Paint Your House with Powdered Milk
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April 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I actually demonstrated this years ago on NBC Dateline...