Joey Snow
joeybuckets8.bsky.social
Joey Snow
@joeybuckets8.bsky.social
I like bluegrass, folk country, punk, pop punk, Midwest emo, and unfortunately Chicago sports
Wynonna Judd is country Stevie Nicks

The wwe is lacking some of the giant wrestlers like Kane, undertaker, big show, etc
Ads on Twitter aren’t labeled as ads anymore and now I’m wondering why some fucking disgusting bastard is on my timeline 5x a week

I like 2 day festivals better than 3. By Sunday I’m gassed and just wanna go home.

Horny take: them jeans without back pockets on women>>>
Joeys Rapid Fire Tuesday

I hate when restaurant menus refer to sandwiches as “sandos”

Music festivals without wooks really don’t count

Busch light is so good

Noah kahan is just New England Mumford and Sons
July 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ads on Twitter aren’t labeled as ads anymore and now I’m wondering why some fucking disgusting bastard is on my timeline 5x a week

I like 2 day festivals better than 3. By Sunday I’m gassed and just wanna go home.

Horny take: them jeans without back pockets on women>>>
Joeys Rapid Fire Tuesday

I hate when restaurant menus refer to sandwiches as “sandos”

Music festivals without wooks really don’t count

Busch light is so good

Noah kahan is just New England Mumford and Sons
July 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Tuesday

I hate when restaurant menus refer to sandwiches as “sandos”

Music festivals without wooks really don’t count

Busch light is so good

Noah kahan is just New England Mumford and Sons
July 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

Iyo Sky might be the goat

Milwaukee is a great town even though they’re soft

Biermosa>>>>Mimosa

Golf courses over 45 minutes away ain’t worth it on a Sunday

Sturgill for Mayer

I’m adding a sweet meme to this

Tony Hawk pro skater 3+4 is so good
July 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Wednesday

Is nostalgia really that powerful or are skateboarding, pro wrestling, dragon ball z, and a back-to-the-basket big man just really sick?

If you only had one meat choice for the rest of your life you’d have to choose chicken.
July 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

Shaggy and scooby were so real with how they fucked with sandwiches so hard

William Regal and Hedo Turkoglu are the same person in my mind

Samoan tribal tats are so sick

I don’t trust people with reptiles as pets, including my 8 year old nephew
June 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

Shaving my head was the best decision I ever made and wish I made it sooner

The nba season should go to like 60 games/possibly decrease the amount of playoff teams

It’s too fucking hot outside

Why is Ron Artest still going by metta world peace
June 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Some more thoughts
June 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

Grilled hot dogs are the only acceptable ones

Kane has been tag champ with so many different people

Tony Hawk pro skater 3+4 coming out is so sick but I’m gonna need the THUG games after that.

Spinner Belt should come back for at least a few shows.
June 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Joeys Latest Rapid Fire

Wikipedia is the best website of all time

I’m retiring from big hits of unknown weed

Dominik Mysterio is the best heel I’ve seen since Edge

I’d sell my soul to the triune god to get Childers on nugsnet

Every Russ Westbrook edit should play Paramore
June 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Hey friends
June 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Joeys Rapid Fire TUESDAY

Above ground pools are not trashy and are actually sweet

Bars should close at like midnight for me specifically

Bird lady rocks, the Irish girl feud has me hot and bothered

Okc is the most unethical hoops and I am now declaring war on them
May 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Alt Uni’s in the playoffs (and especially in game 7) is utter woke nonsense.
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

3 lane highway speeds:
65 and under
65-75
75+

Stolen take but card only places are classist

If you use self checkout machines all the time you are anti worker

Yacht Rock/ Oldies is the perfect cleaning the house music, 90s girl country is second.
May 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

3 lane highway speeds:
65 and under
65-75
75+

Stolen take but card only places are classist

If you use self checkout machines all the time you are anti worker

Yacht Rock/ Oldies is the perfect cleaning the house music, 90s girl country is second.
May 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

The NCAA should have 2 year deals with specific opt outs like getting benched or family issues

Chastity belts are the most insane thing I’ve ever heard of.

I want Jimmy to win a ring but not Draymond.

Blue Moon is the perfect beer for just 2.
April 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

Rory sucks

Harrison Gordon should headline some shows soon

People that unironically use the term “normie” need to get the fuck over themselves

Love Jimmy but it would be so funny if dubs lost in the play in

Russell Westbrook time (complimentary and derogatory)
April 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

Wendy’s used to be open until 1 am and that’s when we peaked as a country

Day drinking is far superior to night drinking. Not even close.

It irks me when people call an suv or a jeep a “truck.” A truck has a bed in the back.
April 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

Chicago is by far and away the best food city in the us

Giving jey uso the “main event” nickname and then taking away the main event from him is very funny.

AI has made legitimately everything worse. Try to google something. It sucks.
March 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🚨Joeys Rapid Fire Monday🚨
March 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Russell Westbrook still whips ass at the game of basketball.
JRFM

I am astounded every time i exit an elevator and there’s some dumb ass on the other side pushing to get in as if I’m not trying to get out

60° st Pats day in Chicago is too dangerous for a man of my talents

Boom cup= best drinking game

The tanning era of the 2000s was so close to blackface
March 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
JRFM

I am astounded every time i exit an elevator and there’s some dumb ass on the other side pushing to get in as if I’m not trying to get out

60° st Pats day in Chicago is too dangerous for a man of my talents

Boom cup= best drinking game

The tanning era of the 2000s was so close to blackface
March 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Top 5 fast food fries

1. McDonalds
2. Arbys
3. BK specifically when you get that loose onion ring
4. Chick-Fil-A
5. KFC potato wedges (RIP)
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

Bob Myers looks like Kramer if he wasn’t racist and way more annoying

Daylight savings time saves Midwest lives every year

Climate change is awful HOWEVER 65° in Chicago in March might be worth our future generations lives

Angel Reese won my mvp vote for her McDs special
March 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Joeys Rapid Fire Monday

Bob Myers looks like Kramer if he wasn’t racist and way more annoying

Daylight savings time saves Midwest lives every year

Climate change is awful HOWEVER 65° in Chicago in March might be worth our future generations lives

Angel Reese won my mvp vote for her McDs special
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Completely forgot to do rapid fire Monday. Fuck.
March 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM