Joey McConnell-Farber
@joey-picus.bsky.social
Right-hand bat, right-arm off break. (he/him) 🏴 🇨🇦 🇰🇼 🇿🇼 🏳️🌈
do I want to know what 'guided relaxation' is? it sounds like someone just telling you to be quiet which; understandable
January 23, 2026 at 8:06 PM
do I want to know what 'guided relaxation' is? it sounds like someone just telling you to be quiet which; understandable
you *were* looking at 🔞 things on the internet :P
January 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
you *were* looking at 🔞 things on the internet :P
hope it goes well! <3
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
hope it goes well! <3
happy late birthday! apologies as we spent the whole day at FOOPBAW and now my knees hurt but thankyou for keeping me going by being you <3
October 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
happy late birthday! apologies as we spent the whole day at FOOPBAW and now my knees hurt but thankyou for keeping me going by being you <3
do it anyway! (also I have regrettably forgotten the formula for olivine, do just about remember my feldspars though)
September 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
do it anyway! (also I have regrettably forgotten the formula for olivine, do just about remember my feldspars though)
Cool When Yer Old is good too (it loses some of the lofi charm but makes up for it in universality, imo); www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFav...
P'tit Belliveau - Cool When Yer Old (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by P'tit Belliveau
www.youtube.com
September 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Cool When Yer Old is good too (it loses some of the lofi charm but makes up for it in universality, imo); www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFav...
have fun when you do :D
September 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
have fun when you do :D
genuinely was imagining those words were you just mumbling about them in your sleep and they found their way on the timeline somehow :P
August 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
genuinely was imagining those words were you just mumbling about them in your sleep and they found their way on the timeline somehow :P
wonder where they're doing their surfing around there :P
August 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
wonder where they're doing their surfing around there :P
as a long time Blackberry user I still rue the day websites decided to get really shirty about which browser version you could use to access them :(
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
as a long time Blackberry user I still rue the day websites decided to get really shirty about which browser version you could use to access them :(
I promise I mean this with affection but 'typing the answers to her confession on the Wii internet browser' is the new 'most Funari thing I've ever heard of happening' <3
August 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I promise I mean this with affection but 'typing the answers to her confession on the Wii internet browser' is the new 'most Funari thing I've ever heard of happening' <3
aaaargh :( hopefully this is the universe bouncing you to something that's more suitable somehow? this sucks :(
August 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
aaaargh :( hopefully this is the universe bouncing you to something that's more suitable somehow? this sucks :(
...what did they *think* it started with? (confused noises)
August 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
...what did they *think* it started with? (confused noises)
I spent literal minutes on that picture 🫡
August 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I spent literal minutes on that picture 🫡
hopefully things work out okay! *sends hugs*
August 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
hopefully things work out okay! *sends hugs*
You won't be the first people to have been in that situation, I'm fairly sure - hopefully it's just an easy phone call to solve that bit at least :(
August 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You won't be the first people to have been in that situation, I'm fairly sure - hopefully it's just an easy phone call to solve that bit at least :(
fuck, I'm sorry ;; I really hope things work out okay and you can find somewhere even better!
August 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
fuck, I'm sorry ;; I really hope things work out okay and you can find somewhere even better!
It would probably still be good news to me? I think the nature of pets is that no experience is going to be perfect though, and if everything was 100% relentlessly happy it would be a tiny bit weird in any case?
August 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It would probably still be good news to me? I think the nature of pets is that no experience is going to be perfect though, and if everything was 100% relentlessly happy it would be a tiny bit weird in any case?
{Congratulations!} {Good job!} {See you again!}
August 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
{Congratulations!} {Good job!} {See you again!}
the news is bad but I appreciate this being an excellent reaction image - sadly all too applicable in 2025 :(
July 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the news is bad but I appreciate this being an excellent reaction image - sadly all too applicable in 2025 :(
CONGRATULATIONS :D so happy for you, I know how many false starts you've had and I really hope it all works out <3
(definitely coming over with a housewarming gift for you when it's safe, heh)
(definitely coming over with a housewarming gift for you when it's safe, heh)
July 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
CONGRATULATIONS :D so happy for you, I know how many false starts you've had and I really hope it all works out <3
(definitely coming over with a housewarming gift for you when it's safe, heh)
(definitely coming over with a housewarming gift for you when it's safe, heh)
(shot in the dark without seeing the video) depending on the shops she's going to the staff might not be native Arabic speakers themselves - if it's anything like it was fifteen years (...bloody hell) ago might be worth looking at south Asian languages instead?
July 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
(shot in the dark without seeing the video) depending on the shops she's going to the staff might not be native Arabic speakers themselves - if it's anything like it was fifteen years (...bloody hell) ago might be worth looking at south Asian languages instead?
I actually looked up things on it back in the day! (Mostly Chocobo Hot & Cold things because if I went to Memoria, the game crashed :()
July 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I actually looked up things on it back in the day! (Mostly Chocobo Hot & Cold things because if I went to Memoria, the game crashed :()
(and still so glad that you do what you to to be a breather. It's not quite been a literal lifesaver for me yet but you're pretty damned close <3)
July 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
(and still so glad that you do what you to to be a breather. It's not quite been a literal lifesaver for me yet but you're pretty damned close <3)