Joey Oleary
@joey-oey.bsky.social
All I wanna do is ride my turtle and save the bikes
A Bobby Flay biopic called "Ingwedients"
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
A Bobby Flay biopic called "Ingwedients"
As a self-proclaimed expert in optics: why would you go with a white turkey?
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
As a self-proclaimed expert in optics: why would you go with a white turkey?
I've never been suspicious of a turkey in my life, then Trump pardons them, and I wonder about these turkeys' roles on January 6th
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I've never been suspicious of a turkey in my life, then Trump pardons them, and I wonder about these turkeys' roles on January 6th
I'm glad Justin Trudeau is no longer the Prime Minister of Canada, I kept getting him confused with the guy from The Leftovers
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I'm glad Justin Trudeau is no longer the Prime Minister of Canada, I kept getting him confused with the guy from The Leftovers
Nothing looks more like the 80's than video footage of the 2000's
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Nothing looks more like the 80's than video footage of the 2000's
I can't express how much I don't want to "wolf out" at Great Wolf Lodge
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I can't express how much I don't want to "wolf out" at Great Wolf Lodge
I'm a football fan, I like a Monday night game as much as the next guy, but when having 2 games on Monday night means that Jeopardy! Gets preempted, that is where I draw the line.
October 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm a football fan, I like a Monday night game as much as the next guy, but when having 2 games on Monday night means that Jeopardy! Gets preempted, that is where I draw the line.
As critical as I am of RFK jr. I have taken a fair amount of Tylenol in my life, and I've never carried a baby to full term soooo.....
September 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
As critical as I am of RFK jr. I have taken a fair amount of Tylenol in my life, and I've never carried a baby to full term soooo.....
Ryan Reynolds is so random, isn't that hilarious?
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ryan Reynolds is so random, isn't that hilarious?
I just beat a bunch of fighter pilots a volleyball, I guess I'd be great at flying jets
September 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I just beat a bunch of fighter pilots a volleyball, I guess I'd be great at flying jets
I'm gonna save some money by not eating out tonight, I'll Doordash instead
September 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I'm gonna save some money by not eating out tonight, I'll Doordash instead
"Coaster" is the coolest name of any ubiquitous item
September 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Coaster" is the coolest name of any ubiquitous item
I'm not a violent person but if you ever try to "cheers" my food with yours, I will kill you
September 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm not a violent person but if you ever try to "cheers" my food with yours, I will kill you
Do you really think Renée Zellweger would've taken Jerry Maguire back if all he said was "hello"
August 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Do you really think Renée Zellweger would've taken Jerry Maguire back if all he said was "hello"
I can't believe I'm still hearing that fucking Owl City song in the year 2025
August 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I can't believe I'm still hearing that fucking Owl City song in the year 2025
When Gloria Estefan says "the rhythm is gonna get you", it feels like a threat
August 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
When Gloria Estefan says "the rhythm is gonna get you", it feels like a threat
Most superheroes aren't equipped for cold weather crimes
August 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Most superheroes aren't equipped for cold weather crimes
I wanted Cal Raleigh to lose the Home Run Derby before I saw him drinking Gatorade Grape Fierce
July 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I wanted Cal Raleigh to lose the Home Run Derby before I saw him drinking Gatorade Grape Fierce
I can't coast, but I could take Pogačar on the incline
July 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I can't coast, but I could take Pogačar on the incline
Remember when old cartoons acted like it was harder for a homeless guy to find pants than a barrel with suspenders attached?
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Remember when old cartoons acted like it was harder for a homeless guy to find pants than a barrel with suspenders attached?
Why would you even make gummy worms that aren't sour? That's a job for bears
June 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Why would you even make gummy worms that aren't sour? That's a job for bears
Unless something happens at 5 days old, don't start a book with the main character's birth
June 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Unless something happens at 5 days old, don't start a book with the main character's birth
There's nothing I'd love more in the world than winning the Stanley Cup, I just want to never have to play the game of hockey to do it
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
There's nothing I'd love more in the world than winning the Stanley Cup, I just want to never have to play the game of hockey to do it
I feel like they'll give anyone a handicap placard these days
June 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I feel like they'll give anyone a handicap placard these days
To drive an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, you have to have a college degree. That's bologna.
June 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
To drive an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, you have to have a college degree. That's bologna.