Joezempic 💉
@joewritesthings.bsky.social
I'm a spiritual homosexual who can be easily won over with an iced latte and a nice cake. All views my own/whatever the last person I spoke to told me.
Finally got back into my account! Hi gays!
June 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Finally got back into my account! Hi gays!
God I love cleaning. I put it off for ages but when it’s all done and everything feels fresh it’s just 😮💨
February 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
God I love cleaning. I put it off for ages but when it’s all done and everything feels fresh it’s just 😮💨
POV: I think I’m giving you a flirty, sultry look across the bar
January 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
POV: I think I’m giving you a flirty, sultry look across the bar
Monday. Again! Fuming.
January 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Monday. Again! Fuming.
My dick in winter since I got cut
January 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My dick in winter since I got cut
Doing my friend’s tarot and The Ten Of Swords and The Tower show up
January 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Doing my friend’s tarot and The Ten Of Swords and The Tower show up
My weekend went from zero plans, to having to someone over, to a cute brunch and walk, and now I’m watching Lucy Worsley Investigates the Madness of King George III. A mixture of wholesome and holesome.
January 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My weekend went from zero plans, to having to someone over, to a cute brunch and walk, and now I’m watching Lucy Worsley Investigates the Madness of King George III. A mixture of wholesome and holesome.
If you just saw me going down like a sack of shit after I slipped on some ice, no you didn’t. Shout out to the lovely people who checked I’m ok. Only thing I’ve bruised is my ego. Managed to save my Creme Egg though so every cloud!
January 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If you just saw me going down like a sack of shit after I slipped on some ice, no you didn’t. Shout out to the lovely people who checked I’m ok. Only thing I’ve bruised is my ego. Managed to save my Creme Egg though so every cloud!
This is absolutely devastating. The Vivienne gave so many people, including myself, such great joy. How sad, so incredibly young.
James Lee Williams (aka The Vivienne who won Drag Race UK S1) has died.
January 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is absolutely devastating. The Vivienne gave so many people, including myself, such great joy. How sad, so incredibly young.
Reposted by Joezempic 💉
January 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
First book of the year finished. Isaac by Curtis Garner. An absolutely gorgeous read. Brutal yet beautiful. Truly encapsulates the intoxication of romance and the danger that can come with rose-tinted glasses.
January 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First book of the year finished. Isaac by Curtis Garner. An absolutely gorgeous read. Brutal yet beautiful. Truly encapsulates the intoxication of romance and the danger that can come with rose-tinted glasses.
ngl IT Girl sounds like it’s going to go so hard. I can’t wait.
January 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
ngl IT Girl sounds like it’s going to go so hard. I can’t wait.
I have a cough and a cold so I’m wrapped up in bed reading a book. Please try and withhold your jealousy of my rockstar lifestyle.
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I have a cough and a cold so I’m wrapped up in bed reading a book. Please try and withhold your jealousy of my rockstar lifestyle.
Omg so embarrassing I keep writing 2024 on all my death threats
January 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Omg so embarrassing I keep writing 2024 on all my death threats
Happy New Year! 🩷
January 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Happy New Year! 🩷
Reminder: there is no such thing as a failed relationship. Every relationship, no matter how long or short, is a gift. People come in and out of our lives and change them. They can make us stronger, clearer on what we want, teach us new things. That’s not failure. It’s growth.
December 30, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Reminder: there is no such thing as a failed relationship. Every relationship, no matter how long or short, is a gift. People come in and out of our lives and change them. They can make us stronger, clearer on what we want, teach us new things. That’s not failure. It’s growth.
What a 2024 I’ve had! I am so lucky. Excited for whatever blessings I manifest in 2025.
December 30, 2024 at 3:13 PM
What a 2024 I’ve had! I am so lucky. Excited for whatever blessings I manifest in 2025.