Joe Wack
joewack.bsky.social
Joe Wack
@joewack.bsky.social
Joe’s just this guy, you know?
Dear god, please make them stop complimenting the nominees to their face. It’s just so so so awkward for all of us.
March 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Substack emails in my in-box are my 21st Century pile of unread New Yorkers.
February 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
February 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
There was a post going around last year that a young person supposedly wrote about why they wouldn’t mess around with Gen-X. It was bullshit and clearly written by an X-er.

These posts about regretful MAGAs are the same type of bullshit. Wishful thinking. They are, all of them, loving all of this.
February 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Dear grocery store clerks: my plans for the evening are not your business. Do you FREQUENTLY get customers who are excited to fill you in on their next few hours?
January 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Currently eating my feelings and, can I just say: my feelings are fucking delicious.
January 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you’re not gargling his balls, he hates you. Like Pastor Budde, we need to speak truth to power at all times and show him we won’t be cowed into kissing his pathetic orange ass.
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trying to sell your very progressive kid on the idea of going to Boys’ State the day before the Orange Shitgibbon takes office feels disingenuous.
January 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Jimmy Fallon should not be allowed to put out a Christmas song.
November 28, 2024 at 4:45 PM
“I’ve had a rough year, Dad.”

“I know, Chas.”

Goddamn wrecks me every time.
November 28, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Hey Ohio friends! Look what your absolute dipshit of a governor just did! Jesus god, I wish my birth state could un-fuck its politics.
November 27, 2024 at 4:22 PM
If this shit doesn’t fill you with anger, what the fuck are you even doing?
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
the80sest.substack.com
So this is my podcast. We set up brackets of the most quintessentially 80s songs out there and have listeners vote on them. Sometimes it means that “Crush on You” by The Jets is forced into your ears over and over. But sometimes…it’s fucking awesome.
The 80s-est | Substack
Finding, with your help, the absolutely most 80s thing from any group of things. Click to read The 80s-est, a Substack publication.
the80sest.substack.com
November 23, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Anyone else go into a kind of mourning phase when you realize it’s Last Week Tonight’s season finale?
November 19, 2024 at 5:01 AM
First time on here. How would we rate the level of toxicity, compared to the bird app or Threads?
January 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM