Joe Timmer
@joetimmer.bsky.social
Ok, I've never seen shrinking
February 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Ok, I've never seen shrinking
I like the ones where they tell me that my favorite part of a movie was made up on the spot. Who needs writers?!
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I like the ones where they tell me that my favorite part of a movie was made up on the spot. Who needs writers?!
YouTube videos breaking down trailers shot by shot don’t make themselves!
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
YouTube videos breaking down trailers shot by shot don’t make themselves!
The cow wasn’t named Cornyn?
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The cow wasn’t named Cornyn?
I'm sorry they passed you over for Disney CEO. They obviously didn't spend enough time on YouTube when making their decision.
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I'm sorry they passed you over for Disney CEO. They obviously didn't spend enough time on YouTube when making their decision.
The Lore Advisor doesn't get a private jet? The internet seems to have mislead me on your position.
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The Lore Advisor doesn't get a private jet? The internet seems to have mislead me on your position.
You should reduce your window to 30 minutes. That’s normally when theaters stop giving refunds!
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
You should reduce your window to 30 minutes. That’s normally when theaters stop giving refunds!
And that’s why Kennedy told Deadline you were the expert
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
And that’s why Kennedy told Deadline you were the expert
My favorite part of this is remembering people on the Other Site claiming in all seriousness that George Lucas obviously wasn’t allowing Disney to use OT characters in the park so they had to make Batuu with the ST.
January 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
My favorite part of this is remembering people on the Other Site claiming in all seriousness that George Lucas obviously wasn’t allowing Disney to use OT characters in the park so they had to make Batuu with the ST.
It's also a great chance for websites to call making $1.2 billion a flop because it isn't $2.3 billion.
January 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It's also a great chance for websites to call making $1.2 billion a flop because it isn't $2.3 billion.
This sounds like a… Star Wars Theory
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This sounds like a… Star Wars Theory
What a day that was
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
What a day that was
If you need a backup team for distraction, the Grand Rapids Griffins are having a great year.
January 7, 2026 at 10:59 AM
If you need a backup team for distraction, the Grand Rapids Griffins are having a great year.
Reporting prediction articles as reported facts? Not good!
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media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Reporting prediction articles as reported facts? Not good!
Somebody got home and was really confused.
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Somebody got home and was really confused.
You can't count watching Jaws 51 times.
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You can't count watching Jaws 51 times.
It always surprised me as a kid that everyone on Rescue 911 survived so I think I’d still be nervous.
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It always surprised me as a kid that everyone on Rescue 911 survived so I think I’d still be nervous.
Star Wars: Quibi Edition
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Star Wars: Quibi Edition
Somebody didn't listen to the Pope's movie theater rant.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Somebody didn't listen to the Pope's movie theater rant.
Third and final convention appearance of the year?
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media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Third and final convention appearance of the year?
I might be old now but I was in a different magazine era
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I might be old now but I was in a different magazine era
You didn't say that there was a "Pablo" name drop in the Q&A... does this make you the Knives Out Lore Advisor?
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You didn't say that there was a "Pablo" name drop in the Q&A... does this make you the Knives Out Lore Advisor?