Joe Sumner
@joesumner.bsky.social
Music, kids, open of mind. I listen to people I disagree with. If you tell me the truth I’ll probably believe you. If you think that murdering people is all good then you’d better have done your homework on why.
You’re either anti-state enlargement or you’re prostate enlargement.
September 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You’re either anti-state enlargement or you’re prostate enlargement.
Humans will literally survive in incredibly harsh conditions and propagate their species through time and space while creating social structures that retain knowledge across generations instead of going to therapy.
April 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Humans will literally survive in incredibly harsh conditions and propagate their species through time and space while creating social structures that retain knowledge across generations instead of going to therapy.
Thanks Bill Ackman. (Sarcasm)
April 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Thanks Bill Ackman. (Sarcasm)
- Nobody;
- Biopics:: I’m gonna end arbitrarily before a bunch of really huge and important events and have a paragraph or two of text telling you about it.
- Biopics:: I’m gonna end arbitrarily before a bunch of really huge and important events and have a paragraph or two of text telling you about it.
March 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
- Nobody;
- Biopics:: I’m gonna end arbitrarily before a bunch of really huge and important events and have a paragraph or two of text telling you about it.
- Biopics:: I’m gonna end arbitrarily before a bunch of really huge and important events and have a paragraph or two of text telling you about it.
People who don’t want European countries to lose their historical identities at any cost should remember that their historical identities include being the site of some of the biggest massacres in history and being the most dangerous place in the world for much of the 19th and 20th centuries.
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
People who don’t want European countries to lose their historical identities at any cost should remember that their historical identities include being the site of some of the biggest massacres in history and being the most dangerous place in the world for much of the 19th and 20th centuries.
Truth and Consequincy Jones.
February 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Truth and Consequincy Jones.
Why the fuck does it take so fucking long to buy a fucking car.
January 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Why the fuck does it take so fucking long to buy a fucking car.
Very important not to make being against someone your whole personality. Sometimes that person will be right and that’ll force you to be wrong.
January 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Very important not to make being against someone your whole personality. Sometimes that person will be right and that’ll force you to be wrong.
Simon Amstell is the Jessie Eisenberg of Simon Amstells
January 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Simon Amstell is the Jessie Eisenberg of Simon Amstells
Your periodic reminder that if you believe climate change is a catastrophic threat to the Earth and you won’t even discuss nuclear energy like what are you even doing, man?
January 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Your periodic reminder that if you believe climate change is a catastrophic threat to the Earth and you won’t even discuss nuclear energy like what are you even doing, man?
Retail shops in Britain are literally begging us to just use Amazon
December 30, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Retail shops in Britain are literally begging us to just use Amazon
Can someone please make a cut of Wicked without the songs? It would be amazing.
December 28, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Can someone please make a cut of Wicked without the songs? It would be amazing.
Your sweater is not warm. YOU are warm. The sweater just lets you feel it.
December 28, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Your sweater is not warm. YOU are warm. The sweater just lets you feel it.
Normalize saying ‘ackshually’ when someone is spouting off strong opinions that you know to be based on incorrect information.
December 26, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Normalize saying ‘ackshually’ when someone is spouting off strong opinions that you know to be based on incorrect information.
London has become an Islamist dystopia. Today, on Christmas morning, I was at a convenience store. The Somali woman in front of me in line paid for her items and looked the Pakistani shopkeeper right in the face and said ‘Merry Christmas’. Then he said it right back to her. #truestory #butalsosatire
December 26, 2024 at 1:39 AM
London has become an Islamist dystopia. Today, on Christmas morning, I was at a convenience store. The Somali woman in front of me in line paid for her items and looked the Pakistani shopkeeper right in the face and said ‘Merry Christmas’. Then he said it right back to her. #truestory #butalsosatire
Merry Christmas and all other enjoyable rituals to everyone from the land of the giant pigeons. Eat, drink and be carried away in their large talons.
December 25, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Merry Christmas and all other enjoyable rituals to everyone from the land of the giant pigeons. Eat, drink and be carried away in their large talons.
You’re like TMJ in a world of TMZ’s
December 22, 2024 at 3:00 AM
You’re like TMJ in a world of TMZ’s
How did we let this team beat us last week? #newcastlebrentford
December 18, 2024 at 9:27 PM
How did we let this team beat us last week? #newcastlebrentford
I made really chewy steak today. So bummed.
December 18, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I made really chewy steak today. So bummed.
If you are about to become president of the United States of America, and you are suing a relatively small newspaper for saying something you think was slightly inaccurate about your chances of winning an election then you’re wasting your fucking time and ours.
December 17, 2024 at 10:45 PM
If you are about to become president of the United States of America, and you are suing a relatively small newspaper for saying something you think was slightly inaccurate about your chances of winning an election then you’re wasting your fucking time and ours.
Sensitivity to language politics and giving a shit about how you treat people are not the same thing.
I am so sick of these faux ‘left’ types laundering MAGA talking points by pretending that sensitivity to language politics is elitism incarnate. Guess what? Giving a shit about how you treat people is the foundation of a consistent politics oriented towards justice, including anti-capitalism.
December 16, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Sensitivity to language politics and giving a shit about how you treat people are not the same thing.