Joevan
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Joevan
@joesinthevan.bsky.social
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thinking about him 👑
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
That note? "Deez nuts. -F"
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I love marketing
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Also in Lowpass today: Netflix just copied HQ Trivia www.lowpass.cc/p/tv-cameras...
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Self-loathing.
Seek validation.
Realise that you were just yearning for attention.
Rinse and repeat.
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My house is on Pretty Okay, But Still Sensible For The Time Boulevard
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
ONLY FUN SHIT IS ALLOWED
link.deezer.com/s/31qEIKJrLd...
Bad Influence (Prod. by Pharrell Williams)
SEVENTEEN - song - 2025
link.deezer.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
EAT IT UP, EAT IT- EAT IT
EAT IT UP' EAT IT- EAT IT UP
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Mabel Mora X Theo Dimas OTP!! #OMITB
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's Lowly in his apple car.
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Kim Kardashian merkin thong" was not on my 2025 Bingo card
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Eras Tour Film and It's Completely Different but Also Still Eras Tour Film
October 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
October 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS! ... THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS, BABY - YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
September 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Passed by a house where kids were doing karaoke to Golden, and it gave me so much joy 🥹
September 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Somewhere, Grace Randolph is booking a trip to Hollywood to deface Jessica's star
Jessica Chastain has received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
September 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Late night thoughts:

The colour mauve is purple.
The word "mauve" is beige.

The colour chartreuse is green.
The word "chartreuse" is red.
September 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A miniature minotaur gave me a minute tour
September 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
#CharlesLeclerc post-crash during the #DutchGP was so photogenic, I turned it into an album cover (+ back cover) #F1 #Formula1
September 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"I’m genuinely sorry I clocked your T"
August 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The weekend of #TheLifeOfAShowgirl release coinciding with the #SingaporeGP is made just for me 🧡❤️‍🔥🧡🏎️
August 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM