Joe Simons
@joesimons.bsky.social
Using computers to better understand people. Social psychologist. Bristol to Singapore via Oxford and UNC.
Psychologists when n > 10k
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Psychologists when n > 10k
Major end-of-Downfall energy on this
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Major end-of-Downfall energy on this
Did they also take the opportunity to announce their new road signage?
October 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Did they also take the opportunity to announce their new road signage?
Excuse me, <what> kind of philosopher?!
October 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Excuse me, <what> kind of philosopher?!
(Just in case you were in the market for a nickname)
October 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
(Just in case you were in the market for a nickname)
Since posting the above, this has been on loop in my head
September 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Since posting the above, this has been on loop in my head
And he kept his aviators on!
September 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
And he kept his aviators on!
Joker making his bid for the Booker prize
September 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Joker making his bid for the Booker prize
SCP-1981 but its the video of Tony Blair going to the Palace after winning a landslide, repeating over and over while amassing ever more glitches and artefacts
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981
September 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
SCP-1981 but its the video of Tony Blair going to the Palace after winning a landslide, repeating over and over while amassing ever more glitches and artefacts
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981
(For those unfamiliar with the reference)
September 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
(For those unfamiliar with the reference)
Absolutely read this as setting up a Deez Nutz joke
August 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Absolutely read this as setting up a Deez Nutz joke
A perfect drink to have right before asking more of a comment than a question
August 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
A perfect drink to have right before asking more of a comment than a question
... just like witches at black masses
August 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
... just like witches at black masses
My absolute favourite etymology
August 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My absolute favourite etymology
Arch Enemy have a song about that...
July 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Arch Enemy have a song about that...
Whole thing is worth your time, but I'm specifically reserving "Furnace_and_Flame.pdf" as an album title
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
July 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Whole thing is worth your time, but I'm specifically reserving "Furnace_and_Flame.pdf" as an album title
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...