@joeschupbach.bsky.social
"If you repress, you depress, darling, to impress, you must express"
April 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"If you repress, you depress, darling, to impress, you must express"
“I’m so exhausted trying to find my f*cking power. Please just tell me who I am!!!”
April 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“I’m so exhausted trying to find my f*cking power. Please just tell me who I am!!!”
“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”
April 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”
“and amanda butkus steps to the plate”
April 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“and amanda butkus steps to the plate”
“Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.”
April 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.”
“I got no use for people; never have.”
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“I got no use for people; never have.”
"Ask not for whom the venga bus is coming; it is coming for thee."
March 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"Ask not for whom the venga bus is coming; it is coming for thee."
"Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print."
March 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print."
“And margaritas at the midnight buffet”
March 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“And margaritas at the midnight buffet”
“I've been eating lasagna and muffins everyday for 40 years and I feel terrible.”
March 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“I've been eating lasagna and muffins everyday for 40 years and I feel terrible.”
“I said, jump on the bed, hit my daddy on the head / Run around the house when they tell me not to / I take every chance to make a poop in my pants / But I'm the baby, and you got to”
March 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“I said, jump on the bed, hit my daddy on the head / Run around the house when they tell me not to / I take every chance to make a poop in my pants / But I'm the baby, and you got to”
“Buffy Summers, Class Protector”
March 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“Buffy Summers, Class Protector”
“Piper, Nooo, Tsunami, Buddhism, Nooo, Nooooo.”
March 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“Piper, Nooo, Tsunami, Buddhism, Nooo, Nooooo.”
“I want a bean feast”
March 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“I want a bean feast”
“Charlie? You been drinking straight paint?”
March 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
“Charlie? You been drinking straight paint?”
“For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says ‘shit’ a lot. You know?”
March 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
“For me, it's like I've just given birth to my own baby girl, except she's like a big giant girl who smokes and says ‘shit’ a lot. You know?”
“everyone knows her father's a lunatic; he was in here tonight raving”
March 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
“everyone knows her father's a lunatic; he was in here tonight raving”
“Can I get a falafel with hot sauce, a side order of baba ganoush, and a seltzer, please?”
March 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“Can I get a falafel with hot sauce, a side order of baba ganoush, and a seltzer, please?”
“The elves went too far!”
March 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“The elves went too far!”
"I will always have gum."
March 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"I will always have gum."
"We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off!”
March 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off!”
“Look to the cookie”
March 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“Look to the cookie”
“I'm Guy Fieri, and we're rollin' out.”
February 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“I'm Guy Fieri, and we're rollin' out.”
“Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter / Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter / Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade”
February 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter / Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter / Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade”
“And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say ‘RSVP’ on the Statue of Liberty.”
February 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
“And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say ‘RSVP’ on the Statue of Liberty.”