Schmoop
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Lamp goes full “bitch wife mode”
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Lamp goes full “bitch wife mode”
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Partisan messages like this violate the Hatch Act and, as nonpartisan civil servants sworn to uphold the law, we would never do this.
But conspiracy-brained people don't know we truly uphold the law, and in this case probably don't even know the law at all.
But conspiracy-brained people don't know we truly uphold the law, and in this case probably don't even know the law at all.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Partisan messages like this violate the Hatch Act and, as nonpartisan civil servants sworn to uphold the law, we would never do this.
But conspiracy-brained people don't know we truly uphold the law, and in this case probably don't even know the law at all.
But conspiracy-brained people don't know we truly uphold the law, and in this case probably don't even know the law at all.
I knew who this was without looking or having seen it before. The dude can paint a feeling like none other
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I knew who this was without looking or having seen it before. The dude can paint a feeling like none other
Oh this is about to reunite family cousin bonds like never seen before
Only to break them again like never seen before
Only to break them again like never seen before
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Oh this is about to reunite family cousin bonds like never seen before
Only to break them again like never seen before
Only to break them again like never seen before
Wait are you kidding me this is like the 7th time I have seen this image and I have just oh my omg lol
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Wait are you kidding me this is like the 7th time I have seen this image and I have just oh my omg lol
Eh. It has potential.
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Eh. It has potential.
The violence of football is a core guiding principle of American Patriotic Men. Right up there with raping little kids
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The violence of football is a core guiding principle of American Patriotic Men. Right up there with raping little kids
And none of them know what to do to fix their lil robot word machines bc they don’t know what the word machines are doing
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
And none of them know what to do to fix their lil robot word machines bc they don’t know what the word machines are doing
Nightmare fuel. How did looking evil become desirable by these types of ppl
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Nightmare fuel. How did looking evil become desirable by these types of ppl
What is this pedophilic shit.
Why did so many parents agree to let their children around this
Why did so many parents agree to let their children around this
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
What is this pedophilic shit.
Why did so many parents agree to let their children around this
Why did so many parents agree to let their children around this
Absolutely not. Christians and god loving warriors Republicans and maga and any capitalist leaning American WILL NOT accept or allow this
this is *jewery*
this is *jewery*
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Absolutely not. Christians and god loving warriors Republicans and maga and any capitalist leaning American WILL NOT accept or allow this
this is *jewery*
this is *jewery*
This is why that guy won that debate against 6000 babies. Ppl don’t realize
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
This is why that guy won that debate against 6000 babies. Ppl don’t realize
ALSO that right wing conservatism is not a political ideology but just personality cult after personality cult
To be republican or conservatism is to live and die by fear.
And to utterly lack a of theory of mind.
To be republican or conservatism is to live and die by fear.
And to utterly lack a of theory of mind.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
ALSO that right wing conservatism is not a political ideology but just personality cult after personality cult
To be republican or conservatism is to live and die by fear.
And to utterly lack a of theory of mind.
To be republican or conservatism is to live and die by fear.
And to utterly lack a of theory of mind.
Omg what an unsettling name
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Omg what an unsettling name
What a stupid thing to say. Is this just what your little heart feels?
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
What a stupid thing to say. Is this just what your little heart feels?
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I spent lots of money on Harry Potter merchandise for the past 20 years. A lot of lego sets. We used to watch the series during Thanksgiving break with the kids. We stopped buying any Harry Potter merchandise and we are watching Lord of the rings and the Hobbit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I spent lots of money on Harry Potter merchandise for the past 20 years. A lot of lego sets. We used to watch the series during Thanksgiving break with the kids. We stopped buying any Harry Potter merchandise and we are watching Lord of the rings and the Hobbit.
sounds like you know exactly what this means for 2028
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
sounds like you know exactly what this means for 2028
I know atleast half the voter base wants to do the right thing so we’ll see if the donor class decides to listen
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I know atleast half the voter base wants to do the right thing so we’ll see if the donor class decides to listen
See the difference is I hear this and I think “ok … maybe!” But then I’m not gonna bet 40 Trillion on that bc…
Much like your silly little llms
You haven’t actually explained anything appropriately
Much like your silly little llms
You haven’t actually explained anything appropriately
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
See the difference is I hear this and I think “ok … maybe!” But then I’m not gonna bet 40 Trillion on that bc…
Much like your silly little llms
You haven’t actually explained anything appropriately
Much like your silly little llms
You haven’t actually explained anything appropriately
I’ve been a blue no matter who voter since 2008 but I’m not gonna be voting at all
unless the Dems put up someone who is actually fit for the job
unless the Dems put up someone who is actually fit for the job
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’ve been a blue no matter who voter since 2008 but I’m not gonna be voting at all
unless the Dems put up someone who is actually fit for the job
unless the Dems put up someone who is actually fit for the job