Joe Scaramanga
@joescaramanga.co.uk
Weird and pissed off.
All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.
#totp #coys #forgotten80s
All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.
#totp #coys #forgotten80s
Absolutely biblical swarm of moths at my door last night.
This went on for about an hour.
And a cameo from a lovely fox, oblivious to everything.
This went on for about an hour.
And a cameo from a lovely fox, oblivious to everything.
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Absolutely biblical swarm of moths at my door last night.
This went on for about an hour.
And a cameo from a lovely fox, oblivious to everything.
This went on for about an hour.
And a cameo from a lovely fox, oblivious to everything.
Three days and no one's mentioned the fucking elf.
Thank Christ.
I'll never top him doing a Thelma and Louise off the top stair with knitted Marvin in a stolen Barbie car, six years ago.
Thank Christ.
I'll never top him doing a Thelma and Louise off the top stair with knitted Marvin in a stolen Barbie car, six years ago.
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Three days and no one's mentioned the fucking elf.
Thank Christ.
I'll never top him doing a Thelma and Louise off the top stair with knitted Marvin in a stolen Barbie car, six years ago.
Thank Christ.
I'll never top him doing a Thelma and Louise off the top stair with knitted Marvin in a stolen Barbie car, six years ago.
Well here we are now.
All the lads.
(and the Grauniad for some reason)
All the lads.
(and the Grauniad for some reason)
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Well here we are now.
All the lads.
(and the Grauniad for some reason)
All the lads.
(and the Grauniad for some reason)
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
"Rox was the breadwinner and she gave up her job when Phoenix was born. That put us under financial strain."
So didn't YOU give up your job, you sausage prick?
So didn't YOU give up your job, you sausage prick?
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
"Rox was the breadwinner and she gave up her job when Phoenix was born. That put us under financial strain."
So didn't YOU give up your job, you sausage prick?
So didn't YOU give up your job, you sausage prick?
Was wondering why I'm feeling so exhausted and shabby this evening and realised I haven't had my Sertraline since Thursday. I've been coasting on weekend vibes.
What a fucking idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Was wondering why I'm feeling so exhausted and shabby this evening and realised I haven't had my Sertraline since Thursday. I've been coasting on weekend vibes.
What a fucking idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
I'm not going to pile on that twat for saying Zack Polanski is misogynistic for criticising Rachel Reeves, but... Oh mate.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I'm not going to pile on that twat for saying Zack Polanski is misogynistic for criticising Rachel Reeves, but... Oh mate.
Kid 1 has been doodling.
Bloody hell, she's a bit good.
Bloody hell, she's a bit good.
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Kid 1 has been doodling.
Bloody hell, she's a bit good.
Bloody hell, she's a bit good.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Went to Mcdonalds because reasons, and it was a nightmare.
Almost everyone was complaining about something wrong with their order, BUT one woman went to complain that her fries had fallen out of the carton onto the tray, and wanted a new portion!
Almost everyone was complaining about something wrong with their order, BUT one woman went to complain that her fries had fallen out of the carton onto the tray, and wanted a new portion!
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Went to Mcdonalds because reasons, and it was a nightmare.
Almost everyone was complaining about something wrong with their order, BUT one woman went to complain that her fries had fallen out of the carton onto the tray, and wanted a new portion!
Almost everyone was complaining about something wrong with their order, BUT one woman went to complain that her fries had fallen out of the carton onto the tray, and wanted a new portion!
Someone on the Call of Duty design team is a fan of Lakeland.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Someone on the Call of Duty design team is a fan of Lakeland.
Found your boyfriend's Christmas present.
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Found your boyfriend's Christmas present.
Plumber is en route.
I'll keep you all updated if hilarity ensues.
I'll keep you all updated if hilarity ensues.
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Plumber is en route.
I'll keep you all updated if hilarity ensues.
I'll keep you all updated if hilarity ensues.
I'm on a conference call
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I'm on a conference call
She's obviously been inspired by that new film.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
She's obviously been inspired by that new film.
I enjoyed the one she did that just like Goldie Hawn's Overboard but at Christmas.
I've watched Holiday in Handcuffs more times than is healthy.
I've watched Holiday in Handcuffs more times than is healthy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I enjoyed the one she did that just like Goldie Hawn's Overboard but at Christmas.
I've watched Holiday in Handcuffs more times than is healthy.
I've watched Holiday in Handcuffs more times than is healthy.
I was a bit too young for Fay sadly.
I was all about Georgina Hayes.
I was all about Georgina Hayes.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I was a bit too young for Fay sadly.
I was all about Georgina Hayes.
I was all about Georgina Hayes.
I did chuckle at the massive poster of him in the dressing room of the 'UKIP' rally.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I did chuckle at the massive poster of him in the dressing room of the 'UKIP' rally.