Joe Paul
joepaul1.bsky.social
Joe Paul
@joepaul1.bsky.social
Accountant, construction industry professional, snarky. Owner of this wacky pup.
Someone needs to tell him to his face that he is a piece of shit.

I volunteer.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Being in the military does not remove their responsibility to uphold the constitution.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Your grandma sat on your lap when you were in kindergarten?
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
That one got away from me, I’ll admit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Okay but any mention of Chuck Schumer requires me to post that he can eat a bag of dicks.

I have no control over that impulse.

Now, if it happens to be Epstein related and also mentions Chuck Schumer… nope he can still eat bag of dicks.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Or name the editor that required it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Specifically @taylorseely.bsky.social

Do better.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@azcentral.com it is still called Department of Defense.

If you require aid pulling your head from your ass, just call.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I believe I still have this bag of dicks reserved for Chuck Schumer. Yep. Here it is. And it’s big enough for Gillibrand to have some as well.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dems will find a way to fumble it and the media will flood the airwaves with “both sides” nonsense.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Announce your candidacy for President.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I guess we are electing Kelly president
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Why was there nothing down the field all game? Everything was short, which we are used to from Kyler but not Brisset.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
That didn’t look like a throw into single coverage to me.
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“The fundamentals of the economy are strong”… echoes of 2008.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
DOGe was a huge success- for Elon Musk, Who now has all of the government data he ever could want, plus was able to kill open investigations against him and his corporate interests.
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s all a slippery slope to Terminators.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Because of course he did.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
She had fucking better.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Idk how you can be an employee of the Executive Branch and still be a Judge.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
He can’t think without the hat.
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
lol. This show is bonkers by the way. Pretty fun.
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ahem **socialism*** ahem erm sorry something caught in my throat.
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Unless they are literally hunting down active Trump supporters in the streets and delivering justice, I ain’t interested in redemption arcs.

Anyone dumb or awful enough to ever have supported Trump is now and always will be a piece of shit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM