After they pave over the Rose Garden there will be so much more room to keep Tesla inventory on hand at the White House. It’s efficient.

While corporations have been brought to heel and are entertaining this “Gulf of America” charade, this .gov website still says Gulf of Mexico. They are definitely more effective fascists this time, but there are still the familiar pockets of incompetence in this administration for fans of nostalgia.

The same folks who nearly had an aneurysm when Obama wore a tan suit in the Oval Office are awfully quiet about this freaking dork wearing a T-shirt and a ball cap while his little urchin wipes his boogers all over the Resolute Desk.

The Department of Education is like five minutes from extolling the virtues of children in coal mines.

I enthusiastically endorse Trump flying all over the world on a plane that was rushed through production by Boeing and Elon Musk.

I always kinda knew that Jellyroll was trash.