Joe bone daddy Ortlieb
@joeortlieb.bsky.social
Dad of 6 plus some cats. Read, take pictures, review books for gingernuts of horror and a few other places, and I write stuff. Find me on Godless
Not in a million years did I ever think I'd have a shelf like this! Also did you know if you go to Amazon and put my name in books pop up... seriously try it.
October 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not in a million years did I ever think I'd have a shelf like this! Also did you know if you go to Amazon and put my name in books pop up... seriously try it.
September 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Win...buy any book by me till the end of September win a chance for a date with me. Kidding but you will be helping 2nd chance 4life animal rescue. Trust me the furry friends are way cuter then I am.
Win...buy any book by me till the end of September win a chance for a date with me. Kidding but you will be helping 2nd chance 4life animal rescue. Trust me the furry friends are way cuter then I am.
September 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Win...buy any book by me till the end of September win a chance for a date with me. Kidding but you will be helping 2nd chance 4life animal rescue. Trust me the furry friends are way cuter then I am.
Win...buy any book by me till the end of September win a chance for a date with me. Kidding but you will be helping 2nd chance 4life animal rescue. Trust me the furry friends are way cuter then I am.
August 18th you can get your hands on a copy
August 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
August 18th you can get your hands on a copy
T-minus 7 days and counting
August 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
T-minus 7 days and counting
Grab one today
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August 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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So I wrote the 1st 2 chapters and sent it to Matt. We're both Belko Experiment fans. Told him my rough idea. Asked him to read them. He likes them, so I asked him if he wanted to write it together, for some unknown reason he said yeah.
So I wrote the 1st 2 chapters and sent it to Matt. We're both Belko Experiment fans. Told him my rough idea. Asked him to read them. He likes them, so I asked him if he wanted to write it together, for some unknown reason he said yeah.
June 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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So I wrote the 1st 2 chapters and sent it to Matt. We're both Belko Experiment fans. Told him my rough idea. Asked him to read them. He likes them, so I asked him if he wanted to write it together, for some unknown reason he said yeah.
So I wrote the 1st 2 chapters and sent it to Matt. We're both Belko Experiment fans. Told him my rough idea. Asked him to read them. He likes them, so I asked him if he wanted to write it together, for some unknown reason he said yeah.
Matthew Vaughn and myself be glad you don't work for us. Grab a copy today
June 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Matthew Vaughn and myself be glad you don't work for us. Grab a copy today
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People are digging this. Pick up a copy today, and see what these folks are talking about
People are digging this. Pick up a copy today, and see what these folks are talking about
June 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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People are digging this. Pick up a copy today, and see what these folks are talking about
People are digging this. Pick up a copy today, and see what these folks are talking about
3 covers by the amazing Matt Wildasin. Super easy to deal with and doesn't disappoint.
June 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
3 covers by the amazing Matt Wildasin. Super easy to deal with and doesn't disappoint.
June 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Matthew Vaughn and I did a thing. Ebook out now, physical coming shortly. Cover by Matt Wildasin
Matthew Vaughn and I did a thing. Ebook out now, physical coming shortly. Cover by Matt Wildasin
June 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Matthew Vaughn and I did a thing. Ebook out now, physical coming shortly. Cover by Matt Wildasin
Matthew Vaughn and I did a thing. Ebook out now, physical coming shortly. Cover by Matt Wildasin
June 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This summer the job is going to kill you
May 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This summer the job is going to kill you
Coming soon. More info coming
May 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Coming soon. More info coming
Coming soonish
April 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Coming soonish
Something is coming
April 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Something is coming
Happy bunny day
April 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Happy bunny day
Matthew Vaughn is one of my top 5 must reads. Check him out now.
April 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Matthew Vaughn is one of my top 5 must reads. Check him out now.
Smoking isn't necessary to enjoy a book by armand rosamilia
April 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Smoking isn't necessary to enjoy a book by armand rosamilia
wish more people would have read Simon's books. He's an amazing writer and a magician with words. Plus he was a cool person
April 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
wish more people would have read Simon's books. He's an amazing writer and a magician with words. Plus he was a cool person