Labubus Keep cropping up for me in the last few weeks... I think they look like Maurice Sendak's Wild Thing.
And congratulations on top pub-quizzery!

We've run out of salt'n'vinegar :-(

Heavens.

Somewhere in the GBD past is the 'I lost my knickers at the house party we crashed' date and I strongly suspect that is a once-a-lifetime tidal event...

Correct! How lovely, I love their high pitch calls and their bobbing... I'm going to go looking for our local kingfishers this morning :-)

Fortunately - for all - I am not a celebrity.

Read that as '... Swearing Bee...' which is something I would watch, and possibly win.

On the subject of tidying a lingo, have you come across the 'Portuguese-Language Orthographic Agreement of 1990'?
The Wikipedia article is interesting and contains the word 'Lusophony' which is reason enough to read it IMHO.
You're welcome :-)

BOLD.

I sometimes drive past 'Poppinghole Lane'...

*pops*

Neigh! Shirley Knott!
*makes horse noises, canters off*

As your 2nd home you'd have to pay extra stamp duty, obvs. It's so hard being loaded.

Nooooo! :-(

is that Marc Almond? o_Ó

Peregrine Worsthorne... Apart from it being a fabulous name, Peregrine means something like 'traveller' in modern usage, its roots being the same as 'pilgrim'.
... you're welcome!

I like this a lot. From a man who once bought three whole Stiltons for £18 just before closing time on the 24th - Happy Randomass!