joementum.bsky.social
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"tl;dr" ~ the judge
September 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"tl;dr" ~ the judge
Huggies sales through the roof.
September 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Huggies sales through the roof.
sure, but what if a reporter asks a question about top shelf whiskeys?
July 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
sure, but what if a reporter asks a question about top shelf whiskeys?
intersects perfectly with their anxiety about who's getting into the ivies
July 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
intersects perfectly with their anxiety about who's getting into the ivies
i'm gonna reform der sturmer from within
July 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i'm gonna reform der sturmer from within
the story, which is still up, violates multiple editorial guidelines, no?
July 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
the story, which is still up, violates multiple editorial guidelines, no?
also: his father was on the faculty at Columbia at the time he applied
July 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
also: his father was on the faculty at Columbia at the time he applied
the funniest part of this story (to me) is that Zohran's father was ON THE FACULTY AT Columbia when he applied so I think they could have figured out his ethnicity pretty easily
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the funniest part of this story (to me) is that Zohran's father was ON THE FACULTY AT Columbia when he applied so I think they could have figured out his ethnicity pretty easily
maybe it's just me, but the fact that over a decade of stolen Columbia student records (the subject of an active FBI investigation) are in the hands of a nazi blogger would seem to be the more important story here
July 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
maybe it's just me, but the fact that over a decade of stolen Columbia student records (the subject of an active FBI investigation) are in the hands of a nazi blogger would seem to be the more important story here
the sacred document only allows land and naval forces, making this air attack doubly bad
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the sacred document only allows land and naval forces, making this air attack doubly bad
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using the air force, which is also unconstitutional
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
using the air force, which is also unconstitutional
using the air force, which is also unconstitutional
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
using the air force, which is also unconstitutional
Bill Clinton was the last to do a naval review but they're bringing that back in 2026.
June 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bill Clinton was the last to do a naval review but they're bringing that back in 2026.
can't believe bluesky is so lagged that it just posted this take from three years ago
May 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
can't believe bluesky is so lagged that it just posted this take from three years ago
i look forward to hearing how he responds to Zevon sharing a separate award with Salt-n-Peppa
April 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
i look forward to hearing how he responds to Zevon sharing a separate award with Salt-n-Peppa
very clear that these guys just hate taking meetings with non-profit employees. nobody actually says "center" in normal conversation, but i bet he's had to sit in a room with people who think they need to say it to him.
December 28, 2024 at 7:54 PM
very clear that these guys just hate taking meetings with non-profit employees. nobody actually says "center" in normal conversation, but i bet he's had to sit in a room with people who think they need to say it to him.
AGENT SMITH: Mister Arceneaux........
November 17, 2024 at 6:16 PM
AGENT SMITH: Mister Arceneaux........
*mouse bursts into the dining room*
"Neo and Morpheus are making a roux!"
"Neo and Morpheus are making a roux!"
November 17, 2024 at 6:13 PM
*mouse bursts into the dining room*
"Neo and Morpheus are making a roux!"
"Neo and Morpheus are making a roux!"
I maintain that the funniest possible thing he could have done was to officially pardon her.
April 26, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I maintain that the funniest possible thing he could have done was to officially pardon her.
the only person whose j6 movie i want to see
April 26, 2024 at 5:31 PM
the only person whose j6 movie i want to see
MLK's Letter from a Birmingham AirBnB
April 26, 2024 at 5:25 PM
MLK's Letter from a Birmingham AirBnB