joemelton.bsky.social
@joemelton.bsky.social
I wonder if Rudy is selling redactions?
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Can men swoon?
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
That’s nothing compared to what an aging man worries about shrinking.
September 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“Moral Squalor”. I really like that description of Trump.
September 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reagan laid the foundation for hating the government. “The scariest thing a person can hear is ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”
June 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’ll bet a lot of perfectly good coffee was lost when “a heroic thing” was uttered.
June 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Well, that doesn’t change the fact fraud will decrease if allocation of funds decreases!
June 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Glib little bastard.
June 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Gee, another high crime in plain sight.
May 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Go to ChatGPT and ask “What percentage of graduate students in engineering in American universities are International“?
The answer is mind blowing.
May 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Because dissing the dotard is personally and professionally dangerous?
May 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Being obviously much older and mature than you, I was mostly influenced by Mad Magazine and then Monty Python. Me thinks this has been useful lately.
May 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
1. The dotard announces a tariff.

2. CEOs of the firms that will suffer from the tariffs buy $Trump meme coins.

3. The tariffs are reversed.

Looks pretty simple to me.
May 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Who ever said Public Service could not be extremely profitable?
May 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My attorney friend, Jackson Chiles, just told me that, in his considered judicial judgment, the gift fits the Trump Credo: Olet ad caelum, sed licitum est.
May 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Four hundred is for the base model. Fully fitted out for the most wonderful person to have ever existed, the cost will be in the billions.
May 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I didn’t even realize this is a problem.
April 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So, capital gains will be treated as ordinary income? How is that an advantage for the wealthy?
April 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What’s the worry, then?
Remember how masterfully the dotard handled COVID?
April 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Russia and China knew everything before the messages were made.
March 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Does this woman have any idea what her legacy will be?
March 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looks like the dotard might still be in the “concept “ stage.
March 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You shouldn’t criticize him just because he is so competent he only needs 73% of his time and energy to accomplish the job. (Snark)
March 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM