Joe McSpider
@joemcspider.bsky.social
Genuine hominid with correct number of eyes and legs.
Get them to bring back those things with four colourful buttons that made laser sounds.
December 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Get them to bring back those things with four colourful buttons that made laser sounds.
One day a real Roomba’s gonna come and wash the scum off these streets.
December 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
One day a real Roomba’s gonna come and wash the scum off these streets.
Definitely knows kung fu.
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Definitely knows kung fu.
That’s a funny name. I’d have called them Chazwozzers…
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That’s a funny name. I’d have called them Chazwozzers…
Not even Jasper Carrot!?!
December 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Not even Jasper Carrot!?!
If you submit “purple” you get to live in a facility with psychics for the rest of your life.
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you submit “purple” you get to live in a facility with psychics for the rest of your life.
Voice messages on WhatsApp are a waste of life. We only get one. Stop it.
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Voice messages on WhatsApp are a waste of life. We only get one. Stop it.
Fixation on acquisition of wealth is a cancer on the collective human soul. It is the dominant evil of our age. It should be treated like any other cancer and forcibly removed.
December 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fixation on acquisition of wealth is a cancer on the collective human soul. It is the dominant evil of our age. It should be treated like any other cancer and forcibly removed.
WHY ISN’T THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA TALKING ABOUT THIS!?!
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
WHY ISN’T THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA TALKING ABOUT THIS!?!
Worst things happen in the Fibonacci sequence.
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Worst things happen in the Fibonacci sequence.
Rice cookers are the only meaningful thing our pitiful race has contributed to the universe.
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Rice cookers are the only meaningful thing our pitiful race has contributed to the universe.
This isn’t specific to America. It’s a problem with human beings.
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This isn’t specific to America. It’s a problem with human beings.
Ah, LinkedIn. Home of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ah, LinkedIn. Home of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Escher goblins! So cute!
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Escher goblins! So cute!
THE NIGHT THE REINDEER DIED
I would 100% watch this film.
I would 100% watch this film.
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
THE NIGHT THE REINDEER DIED
I would 100% watch this film.
I would 100% watch this film.