Got lots of followers today who I suspect aren't real. If you are real then I apologise, even bots have feelings

Glad the porn bots have managed to find me on here. They must have been pretty worried that they couldn't reach out to me on twitter anymore

Watching Snow White with the boy. She's meant to be "the fairest of them all" but she's a 6 at best

Luke Littler is quite good at darts #HotTake

I'll post something good when I figure out what it's called to post something on here. I assume they're not tweets?