@joellock.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red state. trumpanzees need not apply.
I need to make fun sheets for adults. King size. Dinosaurs and action figures on one side and flowers, cats and whatever shit women like on the other.
February 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I need to make fun sheets for adults. King size. Dinosaurs and action figures on one side and flowers, cats and whatever shit women like on the other.
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
My wife has two complaints. That I don’t listen and some other crap she was babbling on about.
February 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My wife has two complaints. That I don’t listen and some other crap she was babbling on about.
Nobody even gave me a groundhog for Groundhog Day.
February 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Nobody even gave me a groundhog for Groundhog Day.
Another four years of looking at my phone to see if he’s dead yet.
January 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Another four years of looking at my phone to see if he’s dead yet.
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I was over on the shit hole doing my thing and I came across this comment from a German citizen.
So I thought, “hey, Dit, let’s learn something new.”
Follow along if you’d like.
🧵 Gleichshaltung, the nazification of America
So I thought, “hey, Dit, let’s learn something new.”
Follow along if you’d like.
🧵 Gleichshaltung, the nazification of America
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I was over on the shit hole doing my thing and I came across this comment from a German citizen.
So I thought, “hey, Dit, let’s learn something new.”
Follow along if you’d like.
🧵 Gleichshaltung, the nazification of America
So I thought, “hey, Dit, let’s learn something new.”
Follow along if you’d like.
🧵 Gleichshaltung, the nazification of America
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While the convict-in-Chief and his Propaganda Secretary lie about condoms being sent to Gaza, it is worth pointing out that in the year 2019, the Trump administration spent $40 million sending contraceptives around the globe.
January 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
While the convict-in-Chief and his Propaganda Secretary lie about condoms being sent to Gaza, it is worth pointing out that in the year 2019, the Trump administration spent $40 million sending contraceptives around the globe.
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A dictator doesn’t sound so baaaad…
The cautionary tale of Susie & Stanley Sheep.
open.substack.com
January 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
PLANTS: imma wave my genitals in the air
HUMANS: mmm fragrant
HUMANS: mmm fragrant
January 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
PLANTS: imma wave my genitals in the air
HUMANS: mmm fragrant
HUMANS: mmm fragrant
Y’all gotta stop this.
January 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Y’all gotta stop this.
Relationship status:
Me: My hair smells like you today. I ran out of my shampoo.
Her: My armpit smells like you. I ran out of my deoderant.
Me: My hair smells like you today. I ran out of my shampoo.
Her: My armpit smells like you. I ran out of my deoderant.
January 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Relationship status:
Me: My hair smells like you today. I ran out of my shampoo.
Her: My armpit smells like you. I ran out of my deoderant.
Me: My hair smells like you today. I ran out of my shampoo.
Her: My armpit smells like you. I ran out of my deoderant.
Rearrange these letters to form words:
1. PNEIS
2. BTTUSXE
Did you get "spine" and "subtext?" Yeah, neither did I.
1. PNEIS
2. BTTUSXE
Did you get "spine" and "subtext?" Yeah, neither did I.
January 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Rearrange these letters to form words:
1. PNEIS
2. BTTUSXE
Did you get "spine" and "subtext?" Yeah, neither did I.
1. PNEIS
2. BTTUSXE
Did you get "spine" and "subtext?" Yeah, neither did I.
Anybody else whisper “no whammies, no whammies, no whammies” while checking their bank account or is that just me?
January 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Anybody else whisper “no whammies, no whammies, no whammies” while checking their bank account or is that just me?
Million dollar idea: DoorDash but sending someone a bitch slap.
January 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Million dollar idea: DoorDash but sending someone a bitch slap.
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
January 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
I will now be calling Tesla vehicles “swasticars.”
January 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I will now be calling Tesla vehicles “swasticars.”
When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
January 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
Me: *gives that come hither look*
Her: *gives that go yonder look*
Her: *gives that go yonder look*
January 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Me: *gives that come hither look*
Her: *gives that go yonder look*
Her: *gives that go yonder look*
Obsession is what lazy people call dedication. So enough with the restraining orders, I’m just dedicated!
January 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Obsession is what lazy people call dedication. So enough with the restraining orders, I’m just dedicated!
I asked my wife , "What do you like most about me, my gorgeous face or my sexy body?”
She looked me over from head to toe and said, "Your sense of humor!”
She looked me over from head to toe and said, "Your sense of humor!”
January 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I asked my wife , "What do you like most about me, my gorgeous face or my sexy body?”
She looked me over from head to toe and said, "Your sense of humor!”
She looked me over from head to toe and said, "Your sense of humor!”
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They chanted "Jews will not replace us!" said Nazi's were "good people" said immigrants were "poisoning the blood of America" pardoned everybody that tried to end our country and when they won, they threw up some serious
Heil Fives.
I don't want to jump to conclusions but me thinks we got Nazis
Heil Fives.
I don't want to jump to conclusions but me thinks we got Nazis
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
They chanted "Jews will not replace us!" said Nazi's were "good people" said immigrants were "poisoning the blood of America" pardoned everybody that tried to end our country and when they won, they threw up some serious
Heil Fives.
I don't want to jump to conclusions but me thinks we got Nazis
Heil Fives.
I don't want to jump to conclusions but me thinks we got Nazis
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More Nazi shit.
January 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
More Nazi shit.
What is pissing me off the most is how trump is on a bender to undo everything Biden did. Doesn’t matter if it was for the good of the people or not, he’s just a megalomaniac. Lower insulin? Nope, gone. Overtime? Nope.
January 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What is pissing me off the most is how trump is on a bender to undo everything Biden did. Doesn’t matter if it was for the good of the people or not, he’s just a megalomaniac. Lower insulin? Nope, gone. Overtime? Nope.