I think we should get as many people as possible to Google, “which streaming services does Disney own?” and make it become the trending search to scare the shit out of them. Pass it on!

Some days I just shake my head looking for a reason to smile. Then my husband sends me this.

Good time in Delaware, OH today. This is what democracy looks like.

Got $5 bet that Dumb POTUS issues an Executive Order to change the name of TACO TUESDAY to AMERICAN FOLDED TORTILLA SANDWICH TUESDAY? #TACO

I like to call it “Bleeding heart liberal chile.” Delish.

Bruce Springsteen is a National treasure.
Have great Friday!

Does anyone know which one(s) of Donald Trump’s kid(s) got denied admission to Columbia University in NYC?

Apparently Vance felt upstaged by the Muskrat and our WH is owned by Putin. They do seem to be transparent, how DEIronic.

Gene Hackman was proud of the fact Richard Nixon put him on the "enemies" list and I think we can honor him and whatever joy his career has given you by living our lives in such a way that evil people know our names and think of us as enemies.

Appearing in the DFW restrooms:

"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"

It seems no coincidence to me that every other day for the past 3 weeks I’ve received an email update to subcriber terms from companies I do business with. If only there were a Consumer Financial Protections Bureau to resolve complaints. Oh there was, shuttered by a douche with open investigations.

Gonna have to exorcise the pink bathrobe. Looking like someone I’m working hard to ignore.

Baby Murphy likes the snow #huskypoo #poosky

Trump announces his ‘Hollywood Ambassadors’ comprised of three washed up losers 😂