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Joel
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WTF is going on in this country?
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October 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I can’t do a singular best but I enjoyed this.
October 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I emailed my rep and just got this response. I thought the Brammer bill reduced the partisan test to one metric rather than several. Can someone advise how to respond?
September 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’m ready for this. Here’s olive and myself watching soccer this morning. She was very into it.
September 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bless the football gods for letting there be Friday night football.

May we get a repeat of this fine moment tomorrow, one of my all time favorite college football incidents.
September 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ready for the game tonight.

#timao
September 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Words to live by
August 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I just found this on my phone from that other place. Thanks for sharing!

Confession: I still need to make it. I keep forgetting!
July 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I think about this graphic a little too much. Thanks, Newt, for the hyper partisanship nonsense.
July 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pfft. But this is me. I don’t feel a day over 65.
July 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m dying to hear his attempt to explain this. The same man who wrote this

www.curtis.senate.gov/press-releas...
July 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My birthday is coming up and if anyone needs any ideas…
June 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
She also has crazy separation anxiety; she legitimately has PTSD from previous owners traveling all the time and leaving her alone. She sleeps on my arm every night. We also watch tv like this. I’ve never had a cat that’s so clingy!
June 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Chipotle take out for four includes forks for 30. They are so generous.
June 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Black cats are the best. Here’s Olive, living her best (fat) life.
June 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Seattle. 580 sq ft condo. Nearly $700 / month in HOA fees alone.

Absolutely wild.
June 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Gonna send this to Jess’s mom. And Bishop
June 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I love Seattle. That is all.
June 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sorry, Goldy.
June 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
June 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Some of my worst fears all rolled into one sign.

I at least appreciate the heads up.
June 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Facts
June 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If you see this flower, post a flower. Or flour. Both work.
June 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Which one of you drives this?
May 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
May 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM