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Joel Harley
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Professional writer, film critic, soaps journalist, Nic Cage scholar and Haribo fiend. Bylines for Total Film Magazine, Starburst Mag, Rue Morgue, Metro UK, Entertainment Daily, Horror DNA and more. You too, if you want?

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The first WICKED movie stole my heart. I reviewed the second for @starburst.bsky.social Sad to say, I wasn’t feeling the magic so much this time around

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WICKED: FOR GOOD
Wicked: For Good struggles to recapture the magic of either the first half or the stage show it's based on.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Happy new PREDATOR day! I had a blast reviewing BADLANDS for @starburst.bsky.social

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November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I adored BUGONIA, which I munched up like a weird, delicious spaghetti dinner and then reviewed for @starburst.bsky.social

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BUGONIA
Two conspiracy nuts abduct a high-powered CEO in this black comedy thriller from Poor Things and The Lobster director Yorgos Lanthimos. Convinced that pharmaceutical boss Michelle (Emma Stone) is an a...
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November 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Last but not least from @frightfest.bsky.social is my favourite film of this year’s Halloween - the delightfully madcap J-horror film MAG MAG. You guessed it, for @starburst.bsky.social

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MAG MAG [FrightFest Halloween 2025] - STARBURST Magazine
J-horror tropes are turned on their head in Mag Mag, a gleefully subversive comedy-horror from director and comedian Yuriyan Retriever.
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November 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Thoroughly dug the @frightfest.bsky.social film DOLLY, a good old-fashioned dose of extreme slasher horror - again, for @starburst.bsky.social

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DOLLY [FrightFest Halloween 2025]
Pulverising The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and '00s French extremity into bloody mincemeat, Dolly makes no attempt to hide its influences.
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November 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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TIE-IN ME UP, TIE-IN ME DOWN – “THE DESCENT: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE NOVELIZATION” seeks to find new depths in a modern horror classic. https://ow.ly/7wKE50XggA5 Joel Harley
TIE-IN ME UP, TIE-IN ME DOWN – “THE DESCENT: THE OFFICIAL MOVIE NOVELIZATION” SEEKS TO FIND NEW DEPTHS IN A MODERN HORROR CLASSIC - Rue Morgue
Author Christian Francis delivers a brisk and faithful (if flawed) literary reworking of Neil Marshall's beloved 2005 horror film.
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October 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
To coincide with its release on Netflix this week, I wrote about my favorite @frightfest.bsky.social hit of 2022 for Metro UK

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The most 'unpredictable' horror movie of the decade is now streaming on Netflix
You need to see this one for yourself.
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June 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Watched CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD
June 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
A serial killer thriller with a great villain and an even better final girl, I dug DANGEROUS ANIMALS, although I would have liked to have dug it a little bit more. My review for @starburst.bsky.social

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DANGEROUS ANIMALS - STARBURST Magazine
Man proves to be the world’s most dangerous animal in the latest thriller from The Loved Ones and The Devil’s Candy director Sean Byrne. One man specifically: Bruce Tucker, played by former Captain Bo...
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June 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
‘Less of a ritual, more of a chore’ - my review of THE RITUAL, for @starburst.bsky.social

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THE RITUAL - STARBURST Magazine
Every exorcism cliché one can imagine is summoned up in The Ritual, a religious horror film by David Midell.
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June 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Watching FEAR STREET: PROM QUEEN as a person over a certain age is like going to prom as a certain age - headache inducing, mildly annoying and not for you in the first place.

My review, for @starburst.bsky.social:

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Fear Street: Prom Queen
Four years after Netflix's ambitious three-part Fear Street trilogy, the franchise resurfaces with a new standalone entry.
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May 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Via @starburst.bsky.social - folk horror tale THE SEVERED SUN keeps its black tendrils wrapped around the brain long after the end credits roll.

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THE SEVERED SUN
A young woman finds herself at odds with her neighbours in a remote community of religious fanatics, led by her father, the town Pastor (Toby Stephens). With her abusive husband having been killed und...
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May 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The latest edition of my column for Rue Morgue Magazine tackles Bridgett Nelson’s DEADGIRL novelisation - a film I hated resurrected with a bold new take on the source material

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TIE-IN ME UP, TIE-IN ME DOWN: “DEADGIRL” RESURRECTS A CONTROVERSIAL CULT CLASSIC - Rue Morgue
Author Bridgett Nelson's novelization is a wryly subversive take on its source material that finally gives its titular character a voice, brain and sense of agency.
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May 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
There’s never been a bad Final Destination film (fight me) so BLOODLINES can’t be a return to form, but this belated sequel finds the franchise in fine fettle.

My review is up now with @starburst.bsky.social

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Final Destination: Bloodlines
Fourteen years after last traumatising a generation with everything from logging trucks to tanning beds, horror’s most disaster-prone franchise returns, fully loaded with a fresh vat of nightmare fuel...
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May 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE is streaming now on BBC iPlayer, and I wrote about it for @metrouk.bsky.social

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Shocking horror movie that caused walkouts streaming now on iPlayer
'Surgery is the new sex.'
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May 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Nicolas Cage does Ozploitation in THE SURFER, which I reviewed for @starburst.bsky.social

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May 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Quoted here for @starburst.bsky.social talking here about AN TAIBHSE (The Ghost), one of my favourite films of last year’s @frightfest.bsky.social

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AN TAIBHSE (The Ghost) - Irish Language Horror Film Official Trailer
YouTube video by Cathal Fitzpatrick
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April 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
From this year’s Panic Fest, I reviewed the gruelling horror romance STRAIGHT ON TILL MORNING for @starburst.bsky.social

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Straight on Till Morning
Love is scary. So goes the tagline to this brutal backwoods horror film by director Craig Oullette. Even scarier, it turns out, are those who would stick their oar into your relationship, making what ...
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April 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A Joel pictured in its natural environment [an empty cinema]
March 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM