Joel Bobbett
@joeley.bsky.social
Mad respect to the 70+ YO boomers on regional flights who board early, get those headphones in and mainline broadcast news at 4:45 am, like Ed Harris re-learning to breathe liquid oxygen in The Abyss to avoid confronting their worldview from interacting with the outside world.
October 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Mad respect to the 70+ YO boomers on regional flights who board early, get those headphones in and mainline broadcast news at 4:45 am, like Ed Harris re-learning to breathe liquid oxygen in The Abyss to avoid confronting their worldview from interacting with the outside world.
I love when the internet makes me feel like I’ve actually been on a mythical hero’s journey. If I don’t have the ancient totem from the underground lake, how irrationally frustrated can I be that I can’t rebook a mileage ticket? Kinda on me, right?
September 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I love when the internet makes me feel like I’ve actually been on a mythical hero’s journey. If I don’t have the ancient totem from the underground lake, how irrationally frustrated can I be that I can’t rebook a mileage ticket? Kinda on me, right?
The idea that Big Tech wasn’t ready for “China made it cheaper” just tells you how wildly out of touch the broligarchs really are. Swapped out their SWOTs to get swole so they don’t look too puny in the studio with Rogan.
How did DeepSeek, a little-known Chinese artificial intelligence start-up, cause the markets and U.S. tech giants to quake? Here’s what to know. nyti.ms/4gjFMLP
January 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The idea that Big Tech wasn’t ready for “China made it cheaper” just tells you how wildly out of touch the broligarchs really are. Swapped out their SWOTs to get swole so they don’t look too puny in the studio with Rogan.
Today, I stopped living in a world where Panic! at the Disco and Fall Out Boy were the same band by meticulously scrolling through an "Essentials" playlist and finding out that Panic! at the Disco did not, in fact, go down swinging.
December 20, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Today, I stopped living in a world where Panic! at the Disco and Fall Out Boy were the same band by meticulously scrolling through an "Essentials" playlist and finding out that Panic! at the Disco did not, in fact, go down swinging.
Restaurant e-mail campaigns should really ease into it like …
“Hey, buddy! Remember punching in the ol’ email address to get a receipt for your expense report six months ago?
No?
Well, I sure do!
IT’S GIVING TUESDAY AT THE CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN IN TERMINAL C AT HARRY REID INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT!”
“Hey, buddy! Remember punching in the ol’ email address to get a receipt for your expense report six months ago?
No?
Well, I sure do!
IT’S GIVING TUESDAY AT THE CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN IN TERMINAL C AT HARRY REID INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT!”
December 5, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Restaurant e-mail campaigns should really ease into it like …
“Hey, buddy! Remember punching in the ol’ email address to get a receipt for your expense report six months ago?
No?
Well, I sure do!
IT’S GIVING TUESDAY AT THE CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN IN TERMINAL C AT HARRY REID INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT!”
“Hey, buddy! Remember punching in the ol’ email address to get a receipt for your expense report six months ago?
No?
Well, I sure do!
IT’S GIVING TUESDAY AT THE CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN IN TERMINAL C AT HARRY REID INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT!”
This holiday season, I’d like to restate the irrational awe I have for people who have their contacts organized. Like, “You’re gonna pull that person’s mailing address from a contact card instead of searching your gmail for a decades old wedding spreadsheet? You absolute specimen.”
a man with a beard is making a surprised face with his mouth open
Alt: a man with a beard is making an awestruck expression, mouth open; it’s Hugh Jackman. He’s objectively beautiful.
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December 2, 2024 at 4:28 PM
This holiday season, I’d like to restate the irrational awe I have for people who have their contacts organized. Like, “You’re gonna pull that person’s mailing address from a contact card instead of searching your gmail for a decades old wedding spreadsheet? You absolute specimen.”