Joel Eisenberg
@joeleisenberg.bsky.social
Award-winning writer of The Chronicles of Ara novels. Author and screenwriter. Producer of film and television. WGA member. PEN America member. Words are my weapons and I wear my passion on my sleeve. Lit rep: Scott Kaufman at Buchwald.
Wrong.
The polyp is moderately more handsome.
The polyp is moderately more handsome.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wrong.
The polyp is moderately more handsome.
The polyp is moderately more handsome.
As addressed on my Facebook page…
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
As addressed on my Facebook page…
Speaks for itself.
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Speaks for itself.
I did a thing.
Nearly two years following the passing of my beloved wife, Lorie Girsh-Eisenberg, I remarried.
My college girlfriend, Barbara Herman, lost her husband under similar circumstances.
We reconnected after over 40 years, and wed last Friday.
BTW, check out that cake!
Life goes on…
Nearly two years following the passing of my beloved wife, Lorie Girsh-Eisenberg, I remarried.
My college girlfriend, Barbara Herman, lost her husband under similar circumstances.
We reconnected after over 40 years, and wed last Friday.
BTW, check out that cake!
Life goes on…
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I did a thing.
Nearly two years following the passing of my beloved wife, Lorie Girsh-Eisenberg, I remarried.
My college girlfriend, Barbara Herman, lost her husband under similar circumstances.
We reconnected after over 40 years, and wed last Friday.
BTW, check out that cake!
Life goes on…
Nearly two years following the passing of my beloved wife, Lorie Girsh-Eisenberg, I remarried.
My college girlfriend, Barbara Herman, lost her husband under similar circumstances.
We reconnected after over 40 years, and wed last Friday.
BTW, check out that cake!
Life goes on…
Whoever created this, take a bow.
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Whoever created this, take a bow.
My fiancé and I attended one of the 50th Anniversary screenings of ”The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”
It still holds up. Goes against everything Trump Inc. believes in. Not a MAGA hat in the crowd.
Therefore… may I recommend the film as the official movie of the Trump administration?
Troll away…
It still holds up. Goes against everything Trump Inc. believes in. Not a MAGA hat in the crowd.
Therefore… may I recommend the film as the official movie of the Trump administration?
Troll away…
October 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My fiancé and I attended one of the 50th Anniversary screenings of ”The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”
It still holds up. Goes against everything Trump Inc. believes in. Not a MAGA hat in the crowd.
Therefore… may I recommend the film as the official movie of the Trump administration?
Troll away…
It still holds up. Goes against everything Trump Inc. believes in. Not a MAGA hat in the crowd.
Therefore… may I recommend the film as the official movie of the Trump administration?
Troll away…
Emphasis on “free people“...
October 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Emphasis on “free people“...
With this, I’m back on my self-imposed social media exile until November…
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
With this, I’m back on my self-imposed social media exile until November…
Indian cinema addict here.
Among this year’s most commercially successful #Bollywood films, #Saiyaara is one of the damnedest cinematic romances I’ve seen. Now on Netflix, it certainly has its over the top moments and it’s not always realistic… but what works, works hard.
It’s about the message…
Among this year’s most commercially successful #Bollywood films, #Saiyaara is one of the damnedest cinematic romances I’ve seen. Now on Netflix, it certainly has its over the top moments and it’s not always realistic… but what works, works hard.
It’s about the message…
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Indian cinema addict here.
Among this year’s most commercially successful #Bollywood films, #Saiyaara is one of the damnedest cinematic romances I’ve seen. Now on Netflix, it certainly has its over the top moments and it’s not always realistic… but what works, works hard.
It’s about the message…
Among this year’s most commercially successful #Bollywood films, #Saiyaara is one of the damnedest cinematic romances I’ve seen. Now on Netflix, it certainly has its over the top moments and it’s not always realistic… but what works, works hard.
It’s about the message…
I’ve been on a self-imposed social media break while planning my upcoming wedding.
In the meantime, some memes are simply too truthful to ignore…
In the meantime, some memes are simply too truthful to ignore…
September 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’ve been on a self-imposed social media break while planning my upcoming wedding.
In the meantime, some memes are simply too truthful to ignore…
In the meantime, some memes are simply too truthful to ignore…
Courtesy of Lydia Cornell…
September 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Courtesy of Lydia Cornell…
My Facebook post on the death of Charlie Kirk…
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My Facebook post on the death of Charlie Kirk…
Trump is expressing betrayal by Putin. See the below image for why.
He then calls demands for the release of the Epstein files a “Democrat hoax.“
Inflation is increasing and stocks are wobbly.
With apologies to Charlie Sheen, this is “winning?“
He then calls demands for the release of the Epstein files a “Democrat hoax.“
Inflation is increasing and stocks are wobbly.
With apologies to Charlie Sheen, this is “winning?“
September 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Trump is expressing betrayal by Putin. See the below image for why.
He then calls demands for the release of the Epstein files a “Democrat hoax.“
Inflation is increasing and stocks are wobbly.
With apologies to Charlie Sheen, this is “winning?“
He then calls demands for the release of the Epstein files a “Democrat hoax.“
Inflation is increasing and stocks are wobbly.
With apologies to Charlie Sheen, this is “winning?“
I was asked, based on an earlier Facebook post of mine today, what I think would have happened if Trump indeed had died per this weekend’s social media rumor mongering.
My response?
1. An indefinable period of global instability.
2. A record number of worldwide births nine months later.
My response?
1. An indefinable period of global instability.
2. A record number of worldwide births nine months later.
September 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I was asked, based on an earlier Facebook post of mine today, what I think would have happened if Trump indeed had died per this weekend’s social media rumor mongering.
My response?
1. An indefinable period of global instability.
2. A record number of worldwide births nine months later.
My response?
1. An indefinable period of global instability.
2. A record number of worldwide births nine months later.
Fighting the Trump crime family?
Here are your instructions…
Here are your instructions…
August 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fighting the Trump crime family?
Here are your instructions…
Here are your instructions…