Joel Dongsteen
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One of the hardest things for us is to let things go. We fight the closed doors, get discouraged over who walked away, bitter over that dream that didn’t work out. You have to realize that your dick stopped it, not to make your life miserable, but to get you to where it wants to take you.
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM
One of the hardest things for us is to let things go. We fight the closed doors, get discouraged over who walked away, bitter over that dream that didn’t work out. You have to realize that your dick stopped it, not to make your life miserable, but to get you to where it wants to take you.
Your dick brings people in and moves people out. Don't be discouraged over who walked away, who wouldn’t stay. If they left you, you didn’t need them. If they walked away, let them go. Your dick has new relationships, new opportunities.
January 23, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Your dick brings people in and moves people out. Don't be discouraged over who walked away, who wouldn’t stay. If they left you, you didn’t need them. If they walked away, let them go. Your dick has new relationships, new opportunities.
If you don’t learn to surrender the outcome, life is going to be frustrating. You’ll end up discouraged because our dicks' ways are not our ways. There are doors you may want to open, but your dick is keeping them closed because what you want is too small. It will limit your destiny.
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 PM
If you don’t learn to surrender the outcome, life is going to be frustrating. You’ll end up discouraged because our dicks' ways are not our ways. There are doors you may want to open, but your dick is keeping them closed because what you want is too small. It will limit your destiny.
Why don’t you be a believer and not a doubter? Doubters are a dime a dozen. The dicks are looking for people who will dare to say, “Yes, I’m in a dry season, but I know this is not how my story ends. My blooming season is coming.”
January 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Why don’t you be a believer and not a doubter? Doubters are a dime a dozen. The dicks are looking for people who will dare to say, “Yes, I’m in a dry season, but I know this is not how my story ends. My blooming season is coming.”
You have to get away from the crowd, the compromisers, the complainers, the naysayers, the jealous. If you’ll come out from among them, choose to live by a higher standard, separate yourself from mediocrity, then you’ll be open and ready to receive the great wonders of your dick.
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 PM
You have to get away from the crowd, the compromisers, the complainers, the naysayers, the jealous. If you’ll come out from among them, choose to live by a higher standard, separate yourself from mediocrity, then you’ll be open and ready to receive the great wonders of your dick.
The Psalmist said, “A good person may fall seven times, but their dick will raise them up.” Sometimes you can’t get up on your own, but your dick is right there with you, lifting you, strengthening you, healing you, breathing in your direction.
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
The Psalmist said, “A good person may fall seven times, but their dick will raise them up.” Sometimes you can’t get up on your own, but your dick is right there with you, lifting you, strengthening you, healing you, breathing in your direction.
It would be much easier if our dicks gave us the dream and then just brought it to pass, made everything easy. But we would never grow, we’d never develop our spiritual muscles, and we’d never learn to really trust them. In the difficult times is where you show your dick what you’re made of.
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 PM
It would be much easier if our dicks gave us the dream and then just brought it to pass, made everything easy. But we would never grow, we’d never develop our spiritual muscles, and we’d never learn to really trust them. In the difficult times is where you show your dick what you’re made of.
You may have opposition, things coming against you. You don’t see how your situation could ever resolve, but if you’ll just keep moving forward in faith, knowing that your dick is in the process of bringing you out, then you’re going to come into these times where your dick shows out in your life.
January 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
You may have opposition, things coming against you. You don’t see how your situation could ever resolve, but if you’ll just keep moving forward in faith, knowing that your dick is in the process of bringing you out, then you’re going to come into these times where your dick shows out in your life.
The Scripture says, “You are a chosen people, set apart, and called by your dicks.” One version says, “A peculiar people.” You’re supposed to stand out. You’re supposed to be the exception. Everyone else is compromising. Not you. You’ve been set apart.
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The Scripture says, “You are a chosen people, set apart, and called by your dicks.” One version says, “A peculiar people.” You’re supposed to stand out. You’re supposed to be the exception. Everyone else is compromising. Not you. You’ve been set apart.
You can’t run from every uncomfortable thing. You can’t ignore issues thinking they’ll go away. When you get honest with yourself, when you confront what you know you need to deal with, your dick gives you the grace and the strength to do what you can’t do on your own.
January 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
You can’t run from every uncomfortable thing. You can’t ignore issues thinking they’ll go away. When you get honest with yourself, when you confront what you know you need to deal with, your dick gives you the grace and the strength to do what you can’t do on your own.
Forgive people for what they said yesterday. Forgive yourself for not performing perfectly. Set your mind on faith, hope, thanking your dick for its favor on your life. If not, that anger is going to be there one night, then two, then a month, then a year.
January 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Forgive people for what they said yesterday. Forgive yourself for not performing perfectly. Set your mind on faith, hope, thanking your dick for its favor on your life. If not, that anger is going to be there one night, then two, then a month, then a year.
We should be growing. Not the same negative attitude dragging us down. Not giving in to the same temptation, still running with the same people that bring out the worst, the same guilt, the same hurt poisoning our dreams. Those are toxins keeping us from the great wonders our dicks have in store.
January 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
We should be growing. Not the same negative attitude dragging us down. Not giving in to the same temptation, still running with the same people that bring out the worst, the same guilt, the same hurt poisoning our dreams. Those are toxins keeping us from the great wonders our dicks have in store.
Set yourself up to see the wonders of your dick. You may not be able to hang around the same friends. You may have to adjust how you spend your time, what you’re watching, your attitude. If you come up higher in those areas, you are positioning yourself for your dick to do greater things.
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Set yourself up to see the wonders of your dick. You may not be able to hang around the same friends. You may have to adjust how you spend your time, what you’re watching, your attitude. If you come up higher in those areas, you are positioning yourself for your dick to do greater things.
The Scripture says, “Don’t let the sun go down while you’re angry.” Why would our dicks tell us not to let anger carry over to the next day? Because they don't want us to get bogged down. On a daily basis, there needs to be a cleansing, a reset, where you let go of all of the negative.
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
The Scripture says, “Don’t let the sun go down while you’re angry.” Why would our dicks tell us not to let anger carry over to the next day? Because they don't want us to get bogged down. On a daily basis, there needs to be a cleansing, a reset, where you let go of all of the negative.
That unforgiveness is blocking your blessing. It’s harder to live bitter, to go through life with that poisoning your spirit. It may be difficult to control your temper, bite your tongue, but it’s more difficult to live in mediocrity and miss the great wonders your dick has for you.
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
That unforgiveness is blocking your blessing. It’s harder to live bitter, to go through life with that poisoning your spirit. It may be difficult to control your temper, bite your tongue, but it’s more difficult to live in mediocrity and miss the great wonders your dick has for you.
If you’re going to see wonders of your dick, if you’re going to step into new levels of your destiny, you have to purify yourself. The higher you go, the more consecrated you have to be. For your dick to release more of its favor, you have to step up to a new level of commitment, focus, discipline.
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
If you’re going to see wonders of your dick, if you’re going to step into new levels of your destiny, you have to purify yourself. The higher you go, the more consecrated you have to be. For your dick to release more of its favor, you have to step up to a new level of commitment, focus, discipline.
Paul said in 2 Corinthians, “Come out from among them and be separate, says your dick.” Your dick is not looking for the crowd, for what everyone is doing. It’s looking for people who will separate themselves, who will live consecrated, holy, excellent.
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Paul said in 2 Corinthians, “Come out from among them and be separate, says your dick.” Your dick is not looking for the crowd, for what everyone is doing. It’s looking for people who will separate themselves, who will live consecrated, holy, excellent.
The holy spirit doesn’t condemn us, but it will convict us. Condemnation pushes you down, but conviction challenges you to come up higher. That’s your dick saying, "Purify yourself." Don’t ignore it; deal with it.
January 11, 2026 at 2:37 PM
The holy spirit doesn’t condemn us, but it will convict us. Condemnation pushes you down, but conviction challenges you to come up higher. That’s your dick saying, "Purify yourself." Don’t ignore it; deal with it.
The Scripture says, “Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see their dicks.” When your heart is pure, you'll see its favor, its healing, its restoration. If you’ll get into a habit of purifying yourself, then you’re in position for your dick to show itself strong in your life.
January 11, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The Scripture says, “Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see their dicks.” When your heart is pure, you'll see its favor, its healing, its restoration. If you’ll get into a habit of purifying yourself, then you’re in position for your dick to show itself strong in your life.
All your logic says there’s no way. That’s okay. Jesus said in Matthew 19, “Humanly speaking, it is impossible, but with your dick, all things are possible.” Don't let your human reasoning set the limits for your life.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
All your logic says there’s no way. That’s okay. Jesus said in Matthew 19, “Humanly speaking, it is impossible, but with your dick, all things are possible.” Don't let your human reasoning set the limits for your life.
The Scripture says, “When you’re good to your enemies, it’s like heaping coals of fire on their head.” When you’re good to those who are not good to you, not only will you rise higher, but your dick will deal with those who are treating you unfairly.
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The Scripture says, “When you’re good to your enemies, it’s like heaping coals of fire on their head.” When you’re good to those who are not good to you, not only will you rise higher, but your dick will deal with those who are treating you unfairly.
You have to come back to who your dick says you are. Not all the lies: unworthy, inferior, not good enough, always be limited. No, come to your true self: worthy, forgiven, valuable, talented, a masterpiece.
January 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
You have to come back to who your dick says you are. Not all the lies: unworthy, inferior, not good enough, always be limited. No, come to your true self: worthy, forgiven, valuable, talented, a masterpiece.
Your dick approved you before you could do anything good. It didn’t approve you based on your performance; it approved you based on the fact that you’re its child, created in its image, crowned with its favor. Now you have to receive that approval.
January 9, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Your dick approved you before you could do anything good. It didn’t approve you based on your performance; it approved you based on the fact that you’re its child, created in its image, crowned with its favor. Now you have to receive that approval.
"Why did this door close, why did this person walk away, why did this contract get cancelled?" Your dick never brings things to an end without having something better coming, something more rewarding, more fulfilling. There are new relationships, new passions, new dreams, new mountains to climb.
January 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
"Why did this door close, why did this person walk away, why did this contract get cancelled?" Your dick never brings things to an end without having something better coming, something more rewarding, more fulfilling. There are new relationships, new passions, new dreams, new mountains to climb.