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Joel Dane
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Author of CRY PILOT trilogy (Ace Books), Marigold Breach audio drama (with Jameela Jamil!), RAGPICKER (Meerkat Press, my passion project) and various other long-form lies under various other short-form pen names.
I once told someone I wrote The Corrections and Prep and they said, "Nope, sorry."
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I was going to say they're playing 1D chess but there is no point.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Welp, off to write my short, MALWARE FOR ROYALTY STATEMENTS.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A buddy of mine apropos absolutely nothing, just said "Have you heard of the book "Coffin Moon? Can't remember the author right now. I'm listening to the audio book. Highly recommended. Super impressed."
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Fune how wen peeple heer I'm an English profeser thay imedeatlee think I'm going to judj ther spelling?

(I want a 13th-21st Century spelling of this entire thread to see what it looks like!)
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I beg your pardon but surely he just says, "I've been blown harder than that."
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
At least Lieberman is still dead.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So baffling. And why not release a stream of partial, edited ones, so if the real one is released it's old news? And why didn't anyone in the Biden administration release bits? Out of respect for the rule of law? he asked, weeping.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I loved the article because it placed me so firmly among the cranky old men who dismiss everyone's lived experiences. "You're not seeing images you're conceptualizing that you're seeing them!"

(MRI says WHAT?)

It's fun to get my ego popped like that. The memory stuff is creepier though.
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Holy shit. Best blurb in the history of blurbing. Now I can't wait to read.
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
100% agree ... until I think about ICE agents.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
They are, and by a plurality of American voters, too--when it matters most. I'm not sure if ... damn. I just ran out of thoughts. So I guess I'll end there: I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Even worse, it acted as if those things were not contested. But they were, they were, they were.
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The corporate media largely assumed the North's victory in the Civil War was a good thing. That slavery was bad and cruelty was also bad, even if committed by authorities. Blacks should have rights, gays should not be beaten, wives should not be raped by their husbands.
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It paid lip service to the equality of women. I can't remember a single news item predicated on the subservience of women. I can't think of a time the corporate news overtly assumed the divinely-generated superiority of Christianity.
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM