By popular demand - I SANG “DAISY BELL” AS CAINE!!

Million dollar idea: a butt that poops strawberry jam and pees bread

Sandwich on the go

Forgot i had this lol

Hai

Go watch something you enjoy today
Maybe your favourite TV series or that film you keep putting off.

Take a deep breath Make yourself a nice drink maybe a little nice snack. Just to go and do something you enjoy and try and relax
You are strong
You are powerful
Your life is worth living

Whats happened today is terrifying. Some of my closest friends live in America and they are transgender and im terrified for their safety. Im terrified for just what hes going to do in general.
Ive somehow spend the day doomscrolling “The bird app” its not healthy.. im done.

*blocks someone*. Boy it sure is nice knowing they won’t see that
X X X

Apparently this place is open to the public now.

gross

In my opinion, sparkling water taste like cat urine

To those who said id never amount to anything.
Yeah well i just found a penny on the floor so ha 🖕🖕

Whats the blue sky term for tweet?

“I just blueskyed my draft note apology”