Joe Garner
@joejobdone.bsky.social
Apparently this is more chill than twitter which sounds nice
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i've got a mate who lives in Shanghai who watches a lot of public domain films and likes to send me clips of things he likes
today he emailed me "hey do you want to see Gorgeous George doing the Devil's Kiss in 1949?"
today he emailed me "hey do you want to see Gorgeous George doing the Devil's Kiss in 1949?"
August 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
i've got a mate who lives in Shanghai who watches a lot of public domain films and likes to send me clips of things he likes
today he emailed me "hey do you want to see Gorgeous George doing the Devil's Kiss in 1949?"
today he emailed me "hey do you want to see Gorgeous George doing the Devil's Kiss in 1949?"
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A proud Club captain 🥹
January 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A proud Club captain 🥹
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1️⃣ Mikey Moore - 17y 172d
2️⃣ Jimmy Greaves - 17y 245d
Mikey is now the youngest English goalscorer in major European competition history 🤯
2️⃣ Jimmy Greaves - 17y 245d
Mikey is now the youngest English goalscorer in major European competition history 🤯
January 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
1️⃣ Mikey Moore - 17y 172d
2️⃣ Jimmy Greaves - 17y 245d
Mikey is now the youngest English goalscorer in major European competition history 🤯
2️⃣ Jimmy Greaves - 17y 245d
Mikey is now the youngest English goalscorer in major European competition history 🤯
WIN ✔️
TOP 8 ✔️
CLEAN SHEET ✔️
VDV HAMSTRING INTACT ✔️
SCARLETT FIRST GOAL ✔️
AJAYI FIRST GOAL ✔️
MOORE FIRST GOAL ✔️
NO INJURIES ❌
Can't have it all I guess but overall, fucking lovely job. And what a night for the youngsters. 3 academy prospects getting their first goals for the club, beautiful
TOP 8 ✔️
CLEAN SHEET ✔️
VDV HAMSTRING INTACT ✔️
SCARLETT FIRST GOAL ✔️
AJAYI FIRST GOAL ✔️
MOORE FIRST GOAL ✔️
NO INJURIES ❌
Can't have it all I guess but overall, fucking lovely job. And what a night for the youngsters. 3 academy prospects getting their first goals for the club, beautiful
January 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
WIN ✔️
TOP 8 ✔️
CLEAN SHEET ✔️
VDV HAMSTRING INTACT ✔️
SCARLETT FIRST GOAL ✔️
AJAYI FIRST GOAL ✔️
MOORE FIRST GOAL ✔️
NO INJURIES ❌
Can't have it all I guess but overall, fucking lovely job. And what a night for the youngsters. 3 academy prospects getting their first goals for the club, beautiful
TOP 8 ✔️
CLEAN SHEET ✔️
VDV HAMSTRING INTACT ✔️
SCARLETT FIRST GOAL ✔️
AJAYI FIRST GOAL ✔️
MOORE FIRST GOAL ✔️
NO INJURIES ❌
Can't have it all I guess but overall, fucking lovely job. And what a night for the youngsters. 3 academy prospects getting their first goals for the club, beautiful
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James Maddison in the UEL since Mario Kart 9 was revealed
1 goal / 1 assist
3 chances created
6 touches in the opposition box
9 passes into the final third
Coincidence?
1 goal / 1 assist
3 chances created
6 touches in the opposition box
9 passes into the final third
Coincidence?
January 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
James Maddison in the UEL since Mario Kart 9 was revealed
1 goal / 1 assist
3 chances created
6 touches in the opposition box
9 passes into the final third
Coincidence?
1 goal / 1 assist
3 chances created
6 touches in the opposition box
9 passes into the final third
Coincidence?
If you want a solid example of the unbelievable headloss football can cause, halfway into the NLD I started running a stopwatch every time Arsenal got a set piece just to be angrier at how long they spent on them.
January 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
If you want a solid example of the unbelievable headloss football can cause, halfway into the NLD I started running a stopwatch every time Arsenal got a set piece just to be angrier at how long they spent on them.
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My phone called Bergvall beef ball so that’s what my friends and are gonna call him now
January 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My phone called Bergvall beef ball so that’s what my friends and are gonna call him now
Bergvall with back to back piss boiling performances in the League Cup for #Tottenham.
Only 18 as well, his ceiling for wind ups is still massive.
Love to see it.
Only 18 as well, his ceiling for wind ups is still massive.
Love to see it.
January 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Bergvall with back to back piss boiling performances in the League Cup for #Tottenham.
Only 18 as well, his ceiling for wind ups is still massive.
Love to see it.
Only 18 as well, his ceiling for wind ups is still massive.
Love to see it.
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Ange's response to #Spurs nearly throwing away a 3 goal lead in a ridiculous match which took years off my life being a wry smile and basically "Yeah that was fun" is further confirmation he's the exact right manager for the club. He thrives in utter chaos, which is a brand we specialise in.
December 20, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Ange's response to #Spurs nearly throwing away a 3 goal lead in a ridiculous match which took years off my life being a wry smile and basically "Yeah that was fun" is further confirmation he's the exact right manager for the club. He thrives in utter chaos, which is a brand we specialise in.
Fuck I love this man so much
This was posted by @nathanaclark.bsky.social on Twitter but haven’t seen it over here yet. If you are completely insulated on Bluesky you may not have seen the freakout over “quotes” that slipped out from the Fan Forum without context last night. Either way, it’s the good stuff/worth a listen.
September 25, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Fuck I love this man so much