joegturner.bsky.social
@joegturner.bsky.social
The president shouldn't be involved other than as a sort of organizer and cheerleader. The whole problem we have now is because Trump thinks he's judge, jury, and executioner.
The legislative branch writes the laws, the judiciary enforces them. Corporations and churches stay the fuck out of it.
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If they're Kompromat, then NOT throwing them in prison is an even bigger national security disaster.
December 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Could be the hottest selling Xmas gift of all time.
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ooh, so close. It was ChumpRx. So he can get his cut of all the money he's extorting from the drug manufacturers.
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Nailed it!
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Make it $10Tn and a class action lawsuit. Only people who voted for someone other than Trump can participate in the payout.
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Resignation, heart attack, massive stroke, spontaneous combustion, Melania with a pillow ... Either way, we still want all the Epstein files on Friday morning, or Else!
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Damn autocorrect. But it's not wrong, people are also expensive. 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh Lila, that ship sailed way back on January 20th.
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Don't forget, Trump has his own planes and helicopters. How many times did they transport him to Epstein's island independent of Epstein's plane. Or Epstein's other properties. Not all the inappropriate illegal acts occurred on the island or on the plane.
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nailed it!
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Ha, that's cute! You think there will be a next President of the United States at the rate we're going.
December 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Piracy, plain and simple. We're now another step closer to Rogue Nation status.
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Accusations of Treason from the most treasonous, sedition-stoking President in history. That's really saying something.
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Because the remaining federal workers have nothing better to do than sift through the last five years of every foreign visitors socials looking for derogatory statements about the orange man-baby!
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'd start with everyone Trump has accepted a bribe from for a pardon. Then everyone who partook of the offerings from Epsteins Island. Then move on to the J6ers. And for the Grand Finale, his entire Cabinet, followed by all the electeds who went along with his crap. Then the kids/in-laws, and Donny.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
He said the price increased because they're making it bigger and using better quality materials. I bet instead he's just skimming the extra into one of his businesses, and good luck to the companies doing the construction, given Trumps extensive history of stiffing "suckers and losers" like them.
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sounds to me like we should all load up our inflatable animal suits and protest signs on Trumps birthday and have protests at all the entrances. I wouldn't be surprised if by Trumps next birthday, he's made it a national holiday so everyone can protest together.
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Replace the word Republican with Fascist-supporting Oligarch. And every single one of them needs to be taken down.
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Flush them all
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
🤢🤮
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Can we make him wear a shock collar that jolts him every time he nods off while the cameras are rolling? Can I hold the remote? Can we upgrade it so that it goes all the way to 11?
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM