I've got a Baldur's Gate 3 campaign to finish.

I still have that dream, and I'm 30 years out of college.

The best is yet to come. You mean it gets better than this?

It was Pole Position for me.

I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.

Dicking around pretty much sums up my entire adult free time.

There will be a baby boom 9 months later.

So you are saying I need to wear my long shorts to the grocery store today.

It’s the reason I log on every morning when I wake up.

Why is it the people pushing AI so hard don't seem to understand AI at all?

Arrest them. They don't wear badges or identify themselves. Hold them for 24 hours then make them prove they are legal agents of the federal government.

Zero chance she reviews the case.

If my maternal grandfather asks me to do anything other than fill his whiskey glass, it didn’t do its research.

I ordered two pizzas by text from our regular place six months ago. I usually only need one, but I just copy and paste the original text every time. Bonus pizza.