Abreu or Evan Carter in a 12-team dynasty league, who you got

This is kinda like all those takes from a few years ago where people were asking “if you take all those 70+ yard touchdowns away, do the Chiefs *really* have that good of an offense?” I don’t think you can really separate the two.

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That’s fair, and to that end, I’d recommend getting to know Eury Perez because that guy can be transcendent if he stays healthy.

At the same time, if dudes are presenting themselves as “MLB Insiders” for a major media outlet, I’d expect them to keep up with rosters better than “I can’t name 3!” Lol

Yeah missed that one my bad lol

Well hang on, the reporting is that Tom authorized “going a bit above budget” to offer to Bregman, ~$30 AAV per the offer. They have like $34M to the LTT. They “like to keep powder dry” for in season moves, so this still tracks as LTT as a pseudo-cap being their limit again, no? Just didn’t execute?

Xavier Edwards, Jonah Bride, Connor Norby, Kyle Stowers, Jesus Sanchez, Nick Fortes, Matt Mervis, (presumably) Deyvison De Los Santos, Sandy Alcantara, Eury Perez, Braxton Garrett, Max Meyer, Anthony Bender, Calvin Faucher… maybe they should find some new insiders lol

Haha I mean you *are* at camp, so after conferring, the judges will allow this on a technicality.

Any early leaders for “best shape of their life” watch?

Yeah they know exactly what they’re doing over there haha also a big fan of the mascot Hochi. I love spicy so if I ever find the one where Hochi is breathing fire like a dragon on the front that’s for sure next up for me

100%, I had some myself, it nudges up against almost every part of your palette but doesn’t slam anything right on the nose. Real five-tool dish.

Chef Hoyardee, it writes itself.

I fully expect the Yankees to basically convert his Cutter into a Sweeper, or at least try to get him to induce more horizontal break on it because they seem to try that with every arm they have. And then min-max the daylights out of the high heat/split mix and hope for the best.

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Canario is actually probably the closest fit to that actually then. Maybe add a little more from the Cubs side.Wouldn’t mind that swap one bit as Cubs have Alcantara behind him who can actually play center, which is what the big league roster needs.

Fair point, but I think Seiya as the ask is a little rich for my taste. I’d have to think on it. What’s the Giants’ biggest need rn, OF with power? You can have Canario back haha