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TheBluePanda
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America’s Greatest Superhero, That Scourge Of The Underworld, Hunter Of Those Who Prey Upon The Innocent, That Marvelous Masked Mystery Man Known Only As The Blue Panda!

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They WANT the pain. They’re trying to collapse society at the behest of billionaire tech bros. Cause collapse - hide in bunkers - emerge as saviors - enslave the remaining population and divide the country into corporate-run city-states - ??? - profit.
October 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Journalists all over the world have been subjected to targeted attacks and investigations by authoritarian regimes. If anyone knows how to hide tracks and protect privacy, it’s journalists.

This just makes us hate them harder.
April 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Exactly! I never travel with that much unprotected cash, and I’m a superhero!
April 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We wouldn’t have to spend a trillion on the military if we didn’t have hundreds of bases all over the world to steal resources from everyone.

Defeat capitalism, save the world.
April 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This is the literal point. They’re trying to collapse US society - for two reasons.
1: Putin owns half of our politicians and wants to prove that democracy fails.
2: musk, thiel, and their ilk have this sick fantasy that they’ll rise from their bunkers to rule over a new feudal America.
April 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
She’s meant to be an example. If they can disappear a natural-born citizen who is also an immigration attorney in a blue state, they can take anyone they want.

She needs protection.
April 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We just have to cancel the cancel-ers.
April 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
One day, a real rain will come and wash the filth from our White House.
April 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
- Lui-Man Gione
April 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
All the blue state governors (and probably some red state ones as well) need to band together, demand an end to this shit, and activate the national guard if necessary. The 2nd amendment isn’t (just) for people to have guns, it’s for the “well-regulated militia” (the national guard) to protect us.
April 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM