Joe Dill
@joedilldesigns.bsky.social
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Satirical streams of conscious
Satirical streams of conscious
I’m actually going to change this and say it’ll be my Spotify library
When I die I think what will be my lasting contribution to humanity is the collection of reels I have saved on my Instagram folder
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m actually going to change this and say it’ll be my Spotify library
I was as annoyed with the patriots during the Brady era as everyone is today with the chiefs, however i would welcome the pats winning this year with a new cast. You’re welcome
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I was as annoyed with the patriots during the Brady era as everyone is today with the chiefs, however i would welcome the pats winning this year with a new cast. You’re welcome
Currently in a bidding war on eBay for a Trixie Mattel doll. This is what being a single mid thirties gay with no dependents breeds
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Currently in a bidding war on eBay for a Trixie Mattel doll. This is what being a single mid thirties gay with no dependents breeds
Does anyone still use a mouse on a cord?
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Does anyone still use a mouse on a cord?
Have you ever seen an episode of 48 Hours where the crime was actually solved in 48 hours? Me either
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Have you ever seen an episode of 48 Hours where the crime was actually solved in 48 hours? Me either
Okay can we all agree that it is not fair to ask someone, “are you free Saturday?” Without telling them what you might invite them to? My response will not be based on whether or not I’m actually free it will be based on whether or not I want to do what you’re about to invite me to.
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Okay can we all agree that it is not fair to ask someone, “are you free Saturday?” Without telling them what you might invite them to? My response will not be based on whether or not I’m actually free it will be based on whether or not I want to do what you’re about to invite me to.
When you don’t know how to tie knots, tie lots
September 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When you don’t know how to tie knots, tie lots
If ever I was on jeopardy I would answer every answer(question) Who is Tate McRae because I actually don’t know
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If ever I was on jeopardy I would answer every answer(question) Who is Tate McRae because I actually don’t know
Okay question to research later. Google image search. If I take a photo of someone taking a selfie can google do a reverse lookup to find their social media? Like recognize the photo they’re taking that I took a photo of them taking and find it
August 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Okay question to research later. Google image search. If I take a photo of someone taking a selfie can google do a reverse lookup to find their social media? Like recognize the photo they’re taking that I took a photo of them taking and find it
Good riddance to bad rubbish
August 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Good riddance to bad rubbish
What is the point of knowing your ABCs? Like does it matter if you think the alphabet is hicnr or abcde?
July 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What is the point of knowing your ABCs? Like does it matter if you think the alphabet is hicnr or abcde?
Culturally we need to get back to decorating our houses with faux fruits and vegetables more
July 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Culturally we need to get back to decorating our houses with faux fruits and vegetables more
Are there A batteries? I’ve heard of AA and AAA but what about A?
July 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Are there A batteries? I’ve heard of AA and AAA but what about A?
Do jars of pickles grow above or below ground?
July 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Do jars of pickles grow above or below ground?
My favorite thing about being gay is clapping during the chorus of Cher’s Dark Lady
June 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My favorite thing about being gay is clapping during the chorus of Cher’s Dark Lady
One thing that’s really been bothering me for the last seven years is why in the eff did Bebe Zahara Benet perform in a sewing room setting for the Kitty Girl music video finale when just a few episodes earlier we learned she couldn’t sew and needed Aja to make her garment for her?
June 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
One thing that’s really been bothering me for the last seven years is why in the eff did Bebe Zahara Benet perform in a sewing room setting for the Kitty Girl music video finale when just a few episodes earlier we learned she couldn’t sew and needed Aja to make her garment for her?
I wish on one episode of Love It or List It Hillary would walk in and be like this house is too fugly just list it
June 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I wish on one episode of Love It or List It Hillary would walk in and be like this house is too fugly just list it
The latest thing I’ve been doing on social media is replying to people’s Instagram stories “cool, where’s that?” when they post a pic and it’s very obvious where they are.
Like someone just posted a pic of the Eiffel Tower and I responded cool where is that?
Like someone just posted a pic of the Eiffel Tower and I responded cool where is that?
June 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The latest thing I’ve been doing on social media is replying to people’s Instagram stories “cool, where’s that?” when they post a pic and it’s very obvious where they are.
Like someone just posted a pic of the Eiffel Tower and I responded cool where is that?
Like someone just posted a pic of the Eiffel Tower and I responded cool where is that?
Midwest culture is honking every time you drive by someone’s house that you know
June 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Midwest culture is honking every time you drive by someone’s house that you know
When I die I think what will be my lasting contribution to humanity is the collection of reels I have saved on my Instagram folder
June 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When I die I think what will be my lasting contribution to humanity is the collection of reels I have saved on my Instagram folder
I assume that the locker pickup things at stores is meant to cut down on employees but I always feel pressured that if I don’t have the locker open within ten seconds of arriving I will be bombarded by a group of employees asking to help.
June 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I assume that the locker pickup things at stores is meant to cut down on employees but I always feel pressured that if I don’t have the locker open within ten seconds of arriving I will be bombarded by a group of employees asking to help.
One thing that really gets me down is seeing people who have the money to buy really nice things but have terrible taste
June 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
One thing that really gets me down is seeing people who have the money to buy really nice things but have terrible taste
How many people are drunk in the drive thru line at this time of night? It is 1:43AM EST
June 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
How many people are drunk in the drive thru line at this time of night? It is 1:43AM EST
If you think about your favorite Golden Girls episodes I bet 90% of them come in season 7 which is amazing because by season 7 most shows suck. What a high note to go out on.
June 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If you think about your favorite Golden Girls episodes I bet 90% of them come in season 7 which is amazing because by season 7 most shows suck. What a high note to go out on.
I would not be good in a cross fit class/with a personal trainer because if they told me to do an exercise I didn’t want to do I’d just say no
June 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I would not be good in a cross fit class/with a personal trainer because if they told me to do an exercise I didn’t want to do I’d just say no