Rule 1 - You really shouldn't be on a phone call in a public bathroom
Rule 2 - You DEFINITELY shouldn't be on a speaker phone call in a public bathroom
#savages

What the hell, Starbucks? You discontinued the Java Chip Frappuccino? That and the Peppermint Mocha in the winter are 95% of the reason i buy from you. #starbucks #annoyed

Chuck Shumer: I need to consult imaginary middle-class friends about how things are going, because I know if I talk to real ones, they'll actually tell me the truth.

The Eagles crowd is getting restless because the Philadelphia Mayor hasn't yet realized that no one is there to listen to her

After my trip to NYC, I think I may have heard "Last Christmas" approximately 4,859 times. Almost every store, bike cart, outside fake Gucci vendor, etc was playing it at the exact time we happened to be there. There were even a couple of groups of people singing it as they walked by us. Ugh x1000

Niantic: we're going to run a week long event about the new Pokemon.

Also Niantic: oh, you thought that said new Pokemon would actually spawn in your area? Hahahaha no.

Saw "Emeril Cooks" today (it was running on the TV in the student center). Geez he's gotten old. But still enthusiastic.