JOEdePHX 🦩
@joedephx.bsky.social
Yacht Rock, love, the ocean, and Yacht Rock songs about making love by the ocean
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“Unreachable ball”
Football vs Baseball
And this is why people watch football.
Football vs Baseball
And this is why people watch football.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Unreachable ball”
Football vs Baseball
And this is why people watch football.
Football vs Baseball
And this is why people watch football.
Welp. My generation did it.
We invented a new ‘Quil.
And it's pretty on brand.
Designed for pain and comes in a White Claw flavor.
We invented a new ‘Quil.
And it's pretty on brand.
Designed for pain and comes in a White Claw flavor.
September 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Welp. My generation did it.
We invented a new ‘Quil.
And it's pretty on brand.
Designed for pain and comes in a White Claw flavor.
We invented a new ‘Quil.
And it's pretty on brand.
Designed for pain and comes in a White Claw flavor.
September 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It’s ok, @cbsnews.com, I totally understand canceling things for financial reasons. 👍🏼 #Colbert
July 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It’s ok, @cbsnews.com, I totally understand canceling things for financial reasons. 👍🏼 #Colbert
If I had the following options on every single #SocialMedia platform, I’d be SO happy:
July 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If I had the following options on every single #SocialMedia platform, I’d be SO happy:
Me: This can’t be the same body that played soccer for 21 years.
The 72 pack of string cheese in my fridge:
The 72 pack of string cheese in my fridge:
May 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Me: This can’t be the same body that played soccer for 21 years.
The 72 pack of string cheese in my fridge:
The 72 pack of string cheese in my fridge:
Her: I’ve been reading a lot lately.
Me: Oh, I know what you mean. I’ve had my nose buried in so much research lately.
Me: Oh, I know what you mean. I’ve had my nose buried in so much research lately.
May 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Her: I’ve been reading a lot lately.
Me: Oh, I know what you mean. I’ve had my nose buried in so much research lately.
Me: Oh, I know what you mean. I’ve had my nose buried in so much research lately.
The older family member who asks you to fix his computer because he’s “not a nerd”
May 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The older family member who asks you to fix his computer because he’s “not a nerd”
March 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
March 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I can’t help myself.
January 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I can’t help myself.
Prediction:
In 2026, the hot new technology will be dumpster sensors that sound an alarm if a baby is inside.
In 2026, the hot new technology will be dumpster sensors that sound an alarm if a baby is inside.
January 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Prediction:
In 2026, the hot new technology will be dumpster sensors that sound an alarm if a baby is inside.
In 2026, the hot new technology will be dumpster sensors that sound an alarm if a baby is inside.
January 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM