Teenagers should tip him over.

And even in a best case scenario they’d score lots of Halloween chocolate that they can’t eat.

A corporeal ghost, say Lloyd the bartender, can speak, but a more ethereal bedsheet-type ghost can only moan or go "boo."

The vampire would be the only one capable of articulating a full sentence in English.

I'm sure it was a genuine Ben Cooper. It's not like those were Hermes purses or something.