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Joe C. Smolen, AKA L.W. Smolen is an author of insufficiently exaggerated notoriety. Never having been arrested, he lives on the Oregon Coast with Sherrie and the ghost of their black, Standard Poodle Rico Suave.
my body. it wants things. it wants to get rid of things. it gets tired. it aches.
February 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
my body. it wants things. it wants to get rid of things. it gets tired. it aches.
This is HIGH quality fact. As far as anybody can tell, esp. with viruses. Dance is as good as any other guess work about how they communicate. But they do.
February 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
This is HIGH quality fact. As far as anybody can tell, esp. with viruses. Dance is as good as any other guess work about how they communicate. But they do.
Squirt it with Armor-All and it'll go to 5 months. No lie
February 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Squirt it with Armor-All and it'll go to 5 months. No lie
Dude, maybe you should just quit pestering her for what you want and let her find her way back to who she was before she had to start making stupid adjustments to accommodate your so-far unchecked ego
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Dude, maybe you should just quit pestering her for what you want and let her find her way back to who she was before she had to start making stupid adjustments to accommodate your so-far unchecked ego
Wakata nai, yo!
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Wakata nai, yo!
What people think and say is mostly blab anyway. Keep listening for what YOU want to hear
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
What people think and say is mostly blab anyway. Keep listening for what YOU want to hear
I know a guy who's close close close with lizards!
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I know a guy who's close close close with lizards!
Ya mean I gotta cut off more than one finger?
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Ya mean I gotta cut off more than one finger?
You're a little bit discerning, dude. Gonna save yer neck!
February 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You're a little bit discerning, dude. Gonna save yer neck!
People talk like they know what cops are about - 97% hearsay and social media
February 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
People talk like they know what cops are about - 97% hearsay and social media
Barnacles attach themselves to anything at all - other barnacles, pop bottles, sections of pipe, the shells of dead clams. People are smarter than barnacles - if they use their noggins
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Barnacles attach themselves to anything at all - other barnacles, pop bottles, sections of pipe, the shells of dead clams. People are smarter than barnacles - if they use their noggins
"You can hurt someone and not even know it." Bob Dylan.
February 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
"You can hurt someone and not even know it." Bob Dylan.
what are hitmen? are there hitgirls?
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
what are hitmen? are there hitgirls?
Been in a wreck
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Been in a wreck
Why hell. He doesn't need to know. His shoes are weapons. They don't tie. Don't you know anything?
February 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Why hell. He doesn't need to know. His shoes are weapons. They don't tie. Don't you know anything?
Ding dang! Speaking for yourself?
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Ding dang! Speaking for yourself?
Cat's irises look more like "attack coming"
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Cat's irises look more like "attack coming"
We have one of those. Compared to other plants around the house, it doesn't even look alive, maybe manufactured in its regular perfection
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
We have one of those. Compared to other plants around the house, it doesn't even look alive, maybe manufactured in its regular perfection
Monkeys would be an advanced species, I KNOW
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Monkeys would be an advanced species, I KNOW
Gosh! That's dead-nuts true
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Gosh! That's dead-nuts true
Shoot! A girl like that? Her best years on the horizon - maybe.
February 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Shoot! A girl like that? Her best years on the horizon - maybe.
I remember Andre. Pro wrestler in the 1970s or so. Him, Dutch Savage, Tough Tony Borne, Pago Pago, Rowdy Rod Piper & others. Bashing each other with steel folding chairs. Sure looked like blood. Those were the days!
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I remember Andre. Pro wrestler in the 1970s or so. Him, Dutch Savage, Tough Tony Borne, Pago Pago, Rowdy Rod Piper & others. Bashing each other with steel folding chairs. Sure looked like blood. Those were the days!
Compromise is an important word x idealogies are competing x there is a claim that laws are being enforced x compromise can easily be arrived at by changing immigration law x BIG political price, though, to whoever makes proposals about that
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Compromise is an important word x idealogies are competing x there is a claim that laws are being enforced x compromise can easily be arrived at by changing immigration law x BIG political price, though, to whoever makes proposals about that