Joe Crow
@joecrow.bsky.social
Artist, writer, anarchist, occultist, general weirdo. Everything I need to know about life I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains. (he/him)
The Offspring and I getting dolled up for the damp squib that was Haverhill’s Halloween Costume Walk.
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Offspring and I getting dolled up for the damp squib that was Haverhill’s Halloween Costume Walk.
October 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Hunh. Nice to know about myself, I guess?
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hunh. Nice to know about myself, I guess?
Some folks just show up in meditation and say “it’s dangerous to go alone; take this” and hand you a little blue scorpion-centaur girl.
Say hi, everybody.
Say hi, everybody.
October 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Some folks just show up in meditation and say “it’s dangerous to go alone; take this” and hand you a little blue scorpion-centaur girl.
Say hi, everybody.
Say hi, everybody.
So, for example, this is prohibited, then? If not, why not?
September 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So, for example, this is prohibited, then? If not, why not?
So, todays “exit strategy” seems to be going about as well as that last one from a few years back…
Yeah, this thing is STILL holding onto that lamppost outside the Haverhill Public Library, 43 years later. God DAMN, but they built to last, didn’t they?
Yeah, this thing is STILL holding onto that lamppost outside the Haverhill Public Library, 43 years later. God DAMN, but they built to last, didn’t they?
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So, todays “exit strategy” seems to be going about as well as that last one from a few years back…
Yeah, this thing is STILL holding onto that lamppost outside the Haverhill Public Library, 43 years later. God DAMN, but they built to last, didn’t they?
Yeah, this thing is STILL holding onto that lamppost outside the Haverhill Public Library, 43 years later. God DAMN, but they built to last, didn’t they?
Io Hekate Io Ho, for those who know.
Dark moon Deipnon offerings to Herself; I’ll drop them at the crossroads in a little while. May this night of balance between brilliant day and blessed night be the herald of balance for all of us.
Dark moon Deipnon offerings to Herself; I’ll drop them at the crossroads in a little while. May this night of balance between brilliant day and blessed night be the herald of balance for all of us.
September 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Io Hekate Io Ho, for those who know.
Dark moon Deipnon offerings to Herself; I’ll drop them at the crossroads in a little while. May this night of balance between brilliant day and blessed night be the herald of balance for all of us.
Dark moon Deipnon offerings to Herself; I’ll drop them at the crossroads in a little while. May this night of balance between brilliant day and blessed night be the herald of balance for all of us.
…and on today’s episode of HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS
September 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
…and on today’s episode of HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS
Drop an old person that you're going to turn into in the future.
August 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Drop an old person that you're going to turn into in the future.
Hey man, I tried; lips are hard!
April 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hey man, I tried; lips are hard!
A sketch from the other day, as I try and curb stomp my brain into working again. This is one of the most common ways that Hekate shows up in my head.
Still not right, but it never is.
Still not right, but it never is.
March 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A sketch from the other day, as I try and curb stomp my brain into working again. This is one of the most common ways that Hekate shows up in my head.
Still not right, but it never is.
Still not right, but it never is.
It’s snowing again. Nothing serious, just some light flake-age. So here’s a poem I wrote a decade back; still one of my faves.
I need to start writing poetry again.
I need to start writing poetry again.
December 8, 2024 at 9:29 AM
It’s snowing again. Nothing serious, just some light flake-age. So here’s a poem I wrote a decade back; still one of my faves.
I need to start writing poetry again.
I need to start writing poetry again.
Hah! Suck it, bitches!
November 30, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Hah! Suck it, bitches!
From the Adventures in Convenience Store Retail Files:
One so rarely gets an opportunity to use the phrase “shitstorm” in a non-metaphorical sense these days, but here we are…
One so rarely gets an opportunity to use the phrase “shitstorm” in a non-metaphorical sense these days, but here we are…
November 29, 2024 at 11:31 AM
From the Adventures in Convenience Store Retail Files:
One so rarely gets an opportunity to use the phrase “shitstorm” in a non-metaphorical sense these days, but here we are…
One so rarely gets an opportunity to use the phrase “shitstorm” in a non-metaphorical sense these days, but here we are…
November 17, 2024 at 10:05 AM
what in the ACTUAL fuck
July 5, 2024 at 3:56 AM
what in the ACTUAL fuck
what in the ACTUAL fuck
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 AM
what in the ACTUAL fuck
Hail unto thee, oh mighty ΧΟΝΘΑΡΕΤ, 2nd of the decans of the firmament!
Dog-faced lord, holding the wheel of the world!
May we receive your blessing as you receive this offering!
Another in the sequence of Decan images.
Dog-faced lord, holding the wheel of the world!
May we receive your blessing as you receive this offering!
Another in the sequence of Decan images.
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Hail unto thee, oh mighty ΧΟΝΘΑΡΕΤ, 2nd of the decans of the firmament!
Dog-faced lord, holding the wheel of the world!
May we receive your blessing as you receive this offering!
Another in the sequence of Decan images.
Dog-faced lord, holding the wheel of the world!
May we receive your blessing as you receive this offering!
Another in the sequence of Decan images.
Hail unto you, oh mighty ΧΕΝΛΑΧΟΡΙ!
Holy and sacred child, wielding the scepter of heaven!
First of the decans of the firmament!
Kid body proportions are a pain, you know?
Holy and sacred child, wielding the scepter of heaven!
First of the decans of the firmament!
Kid body proportions are a pain, you know?
March 30, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Hail unto you, oh mighty ΧΕΝΛΑΧΟΡΙ!
Holy and sacred child, wielding the scepter of heaven!
First of the decans of the firmament!
Kid body proportions are a pain, you know?
Holy and sacred child, wielding the scepter of heaven!
First of the decans of the firmament!
Kid body proportions are a pain, you know?
Hail unto you, oh mighty ΧΕΝΛΑΧΟΡΙ!
Holy and sacred child, wielding the scepter of heaven!
First of the decans of the firmament!
Kid body proportions are a pain, you know?
Holy and sacred child, wielding the scepter of heaven!
First of the decans of the firmament!
Kid body proportions are a pain, you know?
November 15, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Hail unto you, oh mighty ΧΕΝΛΑΧΟΡΙ!
Holy and sacred child, wielding the scepter of heaven!
First of the decans of the firmament!
Kid body proportions are a pain, you know?
Holy and sacred child, wielding the scepter of heaven!
First of the decans of the firmament!
Kid body proportions are a pain, you know?
