We shared a publisher for several years. So I heard stories about certain kinds of behaviour and measures put in place to protect the big name. I’m being cagey for obvious reasons, so this is only to add that it’s surprised me how long it’s taken for some of this to start coming out.

I met one and had another indicated to me by name

Ben Hur, Lawrence of Arabia and Bridge on the River Kwai?

Which ones are the half decent tunes?

Brexit?

Use cutlery

Me too! Total nightmare

The interscotia

Surely the Sade is encouraging them, no?

Thanks. A lot of testing went into that.

If your thumbs are going head to head, the biscuit will break into 3. For a clean break in 2, park your thumbs like the drivers have pulled up for a chat. Pointing opposite ways, obviously, but with the nails alongside each other.

Hilarious and possibly baffling to millions

A great welcome! I have your lovely card on my desk waiting for a reply (not to mention whatever is happening with my inbox). But at least here I can give you a wave!