Anyone need Lille ticket, Kop? I’m away #LFC

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

NTS got me by the bollocks this morning

Got to go to Timpson’s tomorrow, which I’m looking forward to.

Absolutely huge two weeks for the bins. This is what we’re in it for.

We’ve made a solid foundation and should have room for maybe 1 regular recycling household bin on top of the CC (Christmas cardboard) but, at this stage, we’re not ruling out using council street bins to ease pressure.

Apologising to the person at Costa for using my free coffee

Me after a large Malbec

This is what my apartment would look like if I channeled Neil McCauley and bought a few furnishings

Phil Foden gets his haircut by the council.

Refreshing my emails for that Omaze house.

It’s really cool to be able to go to genius.com and not just see the lyrics of a song but also read analysis written by people experiencing concussion symptoms and/or carbon monoxide exposure

Looking forward to winning that Omaze house in Caldy tonight.

Be good if they did like a Spotify end of year wrap thing for marriage. Most common sentences or whatever. Be “the bin stinks” for us.

What did Guardiola say then?