1092 I’m a trash person

He used to bother me back when you and I were working together in ‘08 because apparently my stumbleupon account had great conversion and he wanted me to boost some inane gaming shit he wrote. So you’re infected by proxy sorry

"Doctor Blancato, Joe set fire to a trash can."
"It was very cold that day!"

I always felt like I had an advocate.

We started printing them out and briefly brainstormed a podcast with dramatic readings of the best ones.

Does anyone anywhere want the “fluorescent hospital morgue blue”?

Hey man buy the ticket take the ride

I look forward to the Sorkin-esque tweets outlining some law he doesn’t care he’s breaking and one they won’t bother trying to enforce

Legit question: Has anyone done a comprehensive check for lead in the norcal water table