Joe Berkowitz
@joeberkowitz.bsky.social
Writer. Not too annoying. Books: American Cheese, Away With Words, You Blew it. Bylines: Many of the good places.
chat is it Woke to not want your food to be made of poison www.theguardian.com/environment/...
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
chat is it Woke to not want your food to be made of poison www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Trump’s cameo in Celebrity (1998, Woody Allen lol) is surprisingly relevant for 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Trump’s cameo in Celebrity (1998, Woody Allen lol) is surprisingly relevant for 2025.
It’s funny to read the Times soberly describe the sham prosecution of Jack Smith, and then cut to a typical Trump quote where he sounds like all the non-Charlie Wonka factory kids at once.
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s funny to read the Times soberly describe the sham prosecution of Jack Smith, and then cut to a typical Trump quote where he sounds like all the non-Charlie Wonka factory kids at once.
What if everyone stopped remaking Robin Hood, Pinocchio and Peter Pan for 10 seconds, just as an experiment.
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
What if everyone stopped remaking Robin Hood, Pinocchio and Peter Pan for 10 seconds, just as an experiment.
Within the first two seconds of Jason Bateman’s screentime in The Sweetest Thing, the movie subtly suggests he’s kind of shitty about women.
November 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Within the first two seconds of Jason Bateman’s screentime in The Sweetest Thing, the movie subtly suggests he’s kind of shitty about women.
Olive says Happy Halloween and also woof.
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Olive says Happy Halloween and also woof.
This is my Halloween playlist. There are many like it but this one is mine.
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is my Halloween playlist. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Just when it seems like he might survive Auntgate, along comes Joelgate like the Hammer of God.
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just when it seems like he might survive Auntgate, along comes Joelgate like the Hammer of God.
I think about this.
October 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I think about this.
Flashback to that time we were hanging out and I said the clouds outside the window looked like a ghost face and my wife said I was just high but:
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Flashback to that time we were hanging out and I said the clouds outside the window looked like a ghost face and my wife said I was just high but:
Applause broke out when we all bumped into each other in the street.
October 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Applause broke out when we all bumped into each other in the street.
It is with heavy heart I must announce… the Juice is loose.
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It is with heavy heart I must announce… the Juice is loose.
It’s even more of a miracle that Final Destination: Bloodlines was so good when you realize two other horror franchises had shitty recent reboots with the same subtitle.
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It’s even more of a miracle that Final Destination: Bloodlines was so good when you realize two other horror franchises had shitty recent reboots with the same subtitle.
They’re playing “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” at intermission for the Dracula ballet if you can believe it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
They’re playing “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” at intermission for the Dracula ballet if you can believe it.
He's in great company with that title.
October 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
He's in great company with that title.
Martha Plimpton just said “I’m gonna have short hair my whole damn career.”
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Martha Plimpton just said “I’m gonna have short hair my whole damn career.”
Constitutionally incapable of not pointing out that the president just did a Tommy Boy quote.
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Constitutionally incapable of not pointing out that the president just did a Tommy Boy quote.
For all everyone in MAGA hyping up how violent and poorly attended No Kings was gonna be, right now is like the day after “the rapture” last month. Be embarrassed, flops!
October 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
For all everyone in MAGA hyping up how violent and poorly attended No Kings was gonna be, right now is like the day after “the rapture” last month. Be embarrassed, flops!
Lots of pissed grandmas at the Radical Left Marxist Communist Hamas Soros-Funded Hate America rally in Minneapolis.
October 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Lots of pissed grandmas at the Radical Left Marxist Communist Hamas Soros-Funded Hate America rally in Minneapolis.
Likely place for it to be.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Likely place for it to be.
It’s a fair point and I addressed it in the alt text.
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s a fair point and I addressed it in the alt text.
One of the great pleasures of True Grit is the faces everyone makes as they realize nobody has ever verbally destroyed them before like 14-year old Mattie Ross.
October 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
One of the great pleasures of True Grit is the faces everyone makes as they realize nobody has ever verbally destroyed them before like 14-year old Mattie Ross.
