I got the whole turkey. The day before Thanksgiving I had to go to the emergency room. I had a blocked bile duct and had a 4 day stay in the hospital and my gall bladder removed. There was 2 slices of turkey left when I got home.

I'm so sorry you have to go through that. Try laughing at everything the hosts say.

😂 How much money did you make.

Good luck!

I thought this was a very fitting end to Infowars.

Great purchase by The Onion!