joe4ea.bsky.social
@joe4ea.bsky.social
Occam: Median Outcome
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Just let Caleb do cool throws, America needs some cool throws right now
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Better bet: Big Bodies, Boutte
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Toradol, scotch, and adrenaline?
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Dear god the Zubaz
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
And Special Guest Bruss Tacticle
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The toilet or the phone?
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Excessive brutality is the problem. Need to better calibrate the brutality.
January 28, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Just a few orders of magnitude from Eency Teency Fascist in the Quantum Realm
January 27, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Drake Meh
January 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Always wondered who was patronizing the “Lil’ Braunshirts” outlet at the mall
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Passive voice: INSTANTIATED
January 20, 2026 at 10:13 AM
It doesn’t help that it’s very poorly named. It’s no less ‘actual’ than refs estimating the ball’s position via dead reckoning in real time from 30 feet away.
January 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Of the 16 remaining units the playoffs (8 teams with offense/defense considered independently) which is the best unit? Worst unit?
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
O-o
Amber is the color of your energy
January 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
My tummy hurts and I’m quivering
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Historically they tried diplomacy until Peanut Tillman showed up with his ungentlemanly Punching
January 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM