am i depressed or do i need deep rest
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
am i depressed or do i need deep rest
my labubu attacked me call that a la-boo boo 🤕
August 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
my labubu attacked me call that a la-boo boo 🤕
if he can’t tell me the difference between a trebuchet and a catapult then i don’t want him
July 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
if he can’t tell me the difference between a trebuchet and a catapult then i don’t want him
you call me dramatic, i call it having creative flair
July 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
you call me dramatic, i call it having creative flair
*holding my vibrator between my pointer and middle fingers like a cigarette*
mama needs just a little bit to take the edge off you know what i mean
mama needs just a little bit to take the edge off you know what i mean
June 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
*holding my vibrator between my pointer and middle fingers like a cigarette*
mama needs just a little bit to take the edge off you know what i mean
mama needs just a little bit to take the edge off you know what i mean
i don’t really wanna race my rat today
May 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i don’t really wanna race my rat today
windows down. music up. friday at 5 pm. chicken burrito in my cupholder.
May 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
windows down. music up. friday at 5 pm. chicken burrito in my cupholder.
i hope you hang yourself with the heartstrings you plucked from my chest
April 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i hope you hang yourself with the heartstrings you plucked from my chest
date idea: we use youtube to teach ourselves how to read palms
April 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
date idea: we use youtube to teach ourselves how to read palms
there’s always something else that needs to be done and bc of my full time job, how can i have TIME to do my hobbies when i need to walk my fish and light the flowerbeds on fire and then pull the pin on the fire extinguisher and throw it into the flowerbed like a grenade
March 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
there’s always something else that needs to be done and bc of my full time job, how can i have TIME to do my hobbies when i need to walk my fish and light the flowerbeds on fire and then pull the pin on the fire extinguisher and throw it into the flowerbed like a grenade
you bitches LOVE to sell packs of underwear with white and cream pairs but no black? fuck you
March 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
you bitches LOVE to sell packs of underwear with white and cream pairs but no black? fuck you
the worst thing ab living with your parents is your parents are there
March 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the worst thing ab living with your parents is your parents are there
sorry fashionistas i don’t own white sneakers i have anxiety
March 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
sorry fashionistas i don’t own white sneakers i have anxiety
just got out of the shower, chillin, dryin off. sneezed and instinctively tilted my head down. sneezed all over my freshly clean body :/
February 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
just got out of the shower, chillin, dryin off. sneezed and instinctively tilted my head down. sneezed all over my freshly clean body :/
looking out the window while someone else drives >>>>>
February 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
looking out the window while someone else drives >>>>>
butt tired so i got starbies
February 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
butt tired so i got starbies
my ex bsf who i hate posted “i’m on my last leg” and out loud, i said “good. flamingo ass bitch”
February 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
my ex bsf who i hate posted “i’m on my last leg” and out loud, i said “good. flamingo ass bitch”
i have no clue what i want and sometimes that makes me uncomfortable but sometimes i’m just like i’ll figure it out or i’ll just wing it
February 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i have no clue what i want and sometimes that makes me uncomfortable but sometimes i’m just like i’ll figure it out or i’ll just wing it
can you even say you went to see a stand up comedian if they didn’t make a hispanic in home depot joke
February 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
can you even say you went to see a stand up comedian if they didn’t make a hispanic in home depot joke