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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/false-grand-rite
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FALSE GRAND RITE
Illusion cantrip (ritual)
CT: 1 hr
R: 30ft
C: V,S,M (incense, chalk, candles, and at least one dramatic but non-magical prop worth 1 sp)
D: Inst
You perform an elaborate ritual […]
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January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/false-grand-rite
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FALSE GRAND RITE
Illusion cantrip (ritual)
CT: 1 hr
R: 30ft
C: V,S,M (incense, chalk, candles, and at least one dramatic but non-magical prop worth 1 sp)
D: Inst
You perform an elaborate ritual […]
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January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/gibbys-backhand
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GIBBY'S BACKHAND
Evocation cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: 30ft
C: V,S
D: Inst
A manifestation of magical force in the form of hand briefly appears in front of one creature you can see within range and […]
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January 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/gibbys-backhand
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GIBBY'S BACKHAND
Evocation cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: 30ft
C: V,S
D: Inst
A manifestation of magical force in the form of hand briefly appears in front of one creature you can see within range and […]
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January 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/earworm
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EARWORM
Enchantment cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: 30ft
C: V or S
D: Concent, 10 min
You implant a short, irritating tune in the mind of one creature you can see within range. As part of casting this spell, you […]
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January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/earworm
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EARWORM
Enchantment cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: 30ft
C: V or S
D: Concent, 10 min
You implant a short, irritating tune in the mind of one creature you can see within range. As part of casting this spell, you […]
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January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/taste-test
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TASTE TEST
Divination cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: 10ft
C: V,S
D: Inst
Choose one object you can see within 10ft. For a brief moment, you experience its flavor on your tongue as though you had just tasted it […]
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January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/taste-test
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TASTE TEST
Divination cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: 10ft
C: V,S
D: Inst
Choose one object you can see within 10ft. For a brief moment, you experience its flavor on your tongue as though you had just tasted it […]
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January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/egregious-punnery
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EGREGIOUS PUNNERY
Enchantment cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: Self (5-foot radius)
C: V
D: Inst
You unleash a pun so objectionable that nearby minds recoil in self-defence. Each creature within 5ft of you […]
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January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/egregious-punnery
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EGREGIOUS PUNNERY
Enchantment cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: Self (5-foot radius)
C: V
D: Inst
You unleash a pun so objectionable that nearby minds recoil in self-defence. Each creature within 5ft of you […]
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January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/zemdor/
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ZEMDOR
Conjuration cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: Touch
C: V,S
D: Inst
You touch one nonmagical page of written material, such as a letter, form, or ledger sheet, no larger than 1ft on a side. Two additional sheets […]
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December 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/zemdor/
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ZEMDOR
Conjuration cantrip
CT: 1 act
R: Touch
C: V,S
D: Inst
You touch one nonmagical page of written material, such as a letter, form, or ledger sheet, no larger than 1ft on a side. Two additional sheets […]
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December 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/12/25/1

“These little ones are mice. … These over here are hamsters. … Ooh! This must be a gerbil!”
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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If only more people were more like @chrisgpackham.bsky.social who just said on breakfast tv "I dont care what Nigel Farage thinks". Which is the correct answer every time the divisive idiot offers an opinion.
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/spoil-food-and-drink
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SPOIL FOOD AND DRINK
1st-lvl transmutation
CT: 1 act
R: 30ft
C: V,S
D: Inst
All nonmagical food and drink within a 5-foot-radius sphere centered on a point of your choice within range […]
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December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/spoil-food-and-drink
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SPOIL FOOD AND DRINK
1st-lvl transmutation
CT: 1 act
R: 30ft
C: V,S
D: Inst
All nonmagical food and drink within a 5-foot-radius sphere centered on a point of your choice within range […]
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December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/anvil-fall
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ANVIL FALL
1st-lvl transmutation
CT: 1 reaction, which you take when you or a creature within 60ft of you falls
R: 60ft
C: V,M (a small iron weight)
D: 1 round
Choose up to five falling […]
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December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/anvil-fall
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ANVIL FALL
1st-lvl transmutation
CT: 1 reaction, which you take when you or a creature within 60ft of you falls
R: 60ft
C: V,M (a small iron weight)
D: 1 round
Choose up to five falling […]
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December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/unseeming
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UNSEEMING
5th-lvl abjuration
CT: 1 act
R: 60ft
C: V,S
D: Concent, 1 hr
You create a 30-foot-radius sphere centred on a point you choose within range. Until the spell ends, the area is imbued […]
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December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/unseeming
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UNSEEMING
5th-lvl abjuration
CT: 1 act
R: 60ft
C: V,S
D: Concent, 1 hr
You create a 30-foot-radius sphere centred on a point you choose within range. Until the spell ends, the area is imbued […]
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December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/receiving
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RECEIVING
2nd-lvl evocation
CT: 1 act
R: Touch
C: V,S,M (a piece of gold wire, worth at least 20 gp, consumed)
D: Until dispelled
You touch a willing creature and bind a message to its mind […]
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December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This might be the most amazing #lego #moc I have ever seen: https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/1phaczz/moc_tictactoe_playing_machine_demo/

The machine's counter-moves are encoded in physical memory and the whole thing is wired with 52 mechanical logic-gates.

Unbelievable.
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/receiving
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RECEIVING
2nd-lvl evocation
CT: 1 act
R: Touch
C: V,S,M (a piece of gold wire, worth at least 20 gp, consumed)
D: Until dispelled
You touch a willing creature and bind a message to its mind […]
Original post on social.jifish.co.uk
social.jifish.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM