Joe Melone
joe-melone-joonyuh.bsky.social
Joe Melone
@joe-melone-joonyuh.bsky.social
I’m an artist, a dad, a dog lover, a hermit, a film lover, a horror buff, kind of a nerd. But hey, you only live once. As the man once said, you might as well ride out your days stepping on diecast cars and covered in sticky little hand prints.
Red, White and Blueland sounds like the kiddie ride portion of a July 4th carnival where you just know a bunch of inbred rednecks half-assed their way assembling it and lost more than a few screws in the process.

So…yea, ok. I mean, credit where credit is due I guess.

#fucktrump #fuckmaga #plzhelp
February 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
January 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Mr. Bill, but instead of being repeatedly smooshed he’s on a John Wick-caliber campaign of revenge to take down everything that’s ever smooshed him. He’s also clapping cheeks with mad bitches.

This summer, you’ll be saying “Oh, YESSSSS!” Jason Statham is: Mr. Bill.
#jasonstatham #mrbill #ohno
January 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You’re probably wondering why I set this account up two weeks ago, but haven’t posted anything yet. And if you haven’t, I’d say it’s time you’ve begun!

Oh, you wanted an answer. I got nothin’. I’ll try harder?
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January 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM